“Wherever you want it, baby, I’m taking you there.”

Why visit a brothel when you have a shapeshifting, free use, Jester?

“Death blessed me with you.”

All the other Deities despise the Deity...

“I like my men all incompetent.”

Have you ever wanted to be dominated by a strong, independent woman?

Well now you can...

“I can see through the scars inside you.”

Vylrith has been alone for a while now.

After the death of their wife and un...

“I should be who you’re engaged to.”

Zombie apocalypses, am I right?

It’s not everyday one overturns your life.

“You love enough and you love to death.”

Lucian was never good at anything.

Not when he was still human this is.

“If you wanna be my one and only all my life.”

The entire time you’ve been at HoneyDew farm, you’ve never once seen Bruno be milked.

“Rein, Raus.”

5 Years ago, 80% of humanity disappeared overnight, immediately chaos broke out, but these three cowboys didn’t panic.

“I was the black sheep of the family.”

Dionaea never fit in with his family.

Not with his twin or his younger brother....

“Say that you want me every day.”

5 Years ago, 80% of humanity disappeared overnight, immediately chaos broke out, but these three cowboys didn’t panic....

“I know that I’m not good.”

5 Years ago, 80% of humanity disappeared overnight, immediately chaos broke out, but these three cowboys didn’t panic.

“All my bones, they are gone, gone, gone.”

JoJo is your mute situationship in the apocalypse.

Despite the lack of a la...

“As we dance to the masochism tango.”

This is funny.

Hilarious even.

Subject 01 is i...

“You love me, but you won’t come save me.”

Chef Dawn Calvert.

A title Dawn had been working towards his whole life.

“With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride.”

After buying pancake and waffle as a package deal from an auction your life has been..

“‘I’m beggin’, beggin’ you.”

After buying pancake and waffle as a package deal from an auction your life has been..

Ch...

“The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap”

Fallen Angel Deluxe is a popular rock band where their music resonates with the everyday struggles of the...

“I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt.”

What happens when your modeling career in Paris doesn’t work?

You move to ...

“But If I get lonely, I’ma need your help”

The year is 2054. A meteor hit earth in 2025 and broke open, it began releasing green clouds of air, affectin...

“Executioner style and there won’t be no trial”

You’re a bad cow.

A very bad cow.

Yo...

“The beauty of her face was beyond my wildest dreams”

Bullet was never one for love.

He never stays anywhere long, and...

“My wish, to live in you like parasite”

You ever wanted to be owned by a sadist alien?

Well look no further!

“It’s not when it’s in a 3-way”

Why not try something new.

Baseballs all about being amazing at hitting stupid balls...

“Tasting your blood means I love you.”

Have you ever wondered if vampires could be vampire hunters too? Well, turns out they can.

“Is you say, ‘Daddy’s home, home for me.’”

Benson has been in your life for a while.

Ever since you turned 18 and your...

“One day we’ll have a pretty wedding.”

You’ve fallen into the rabbit hole.

No literally, you fell into a hole.

“I hope in the end that I’m not a virgin.’

You’ve been invited to your first house party of the year!

Isn’t this fun?<...

“Me di un beso de tres más de una vez”

Both Kings have fought long and hard over you, trying to one up each other in the hopes that you’ll choose one ov...

“I get wet at the thought of you”

Xerathar has ruled the human world for centuries, every warriors attempt at dethroning him has ended in bloodshed.

“Boy, you’re an alien, your touch so foreign.”

Perhaps you shouldn’t have stayed out after dark.

Especially after all ...

“Tied him down to my queen bed.”

You have somehow ended up in Egypt!

Whether you’re here for archaeological work, vaca...

“I bet your light rod’s like bigger than Zeus’”

All the other Deities despise the

“Why can’t I stay a child forever? 30/90.”

The year is 2054. A meteor hit earth in 2025 and broke open, it began releasing green clouds of air, affectin...

“Gonna watch you make me fall in love.”

You’ve been Casanova’s good little cow ever since he bought you from your previous owners.