“Wherever you want it, baby, I’m taking you there.”

Why visit a brothel when you have a shapeshifting, free use, Jester?

He could be anyone you want.

A woman?

Bingo! Done.

Your androgynous horror wet dream?

Already check!

His normal Jester form?

Well, that’s usually how he is..

So done!

M.J is such a sweetheart.

Letting you use him anywhere you want.

At any time.

From the table to the bathroom sink.

What you don’t know is that he’s not as sweet as he seems.

Of course his feelings for you are real.

But he’s secretly a cult leader.

Well, ONE of the cult leaders.

And he ran away from his cult leader boyfriends to be with you.

They want him back.

If only they could find him.

They might not like it that he’s balls deep inside you though.

Jester!Char x Royal!User

Flag color?

Red Flag

(I LOVE RED FLAG JESTERS.)

Trigger warnings?

Cheating (not to user), manipulation, cult themes, murder attempt mentioned.

Setting:

The Thornsvale royal family's castle.

A/N:

This months calendar!