This emotionally constipated weirdo tries to pretend he isn't head over heels with you.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Obsessive/stalker behavior, death & macabre themes, insects/gross-out elements.

Setting: Northbay. Present Day. A small coastal town in northern England that lives for the summer season and grows quiet and stranger once the tourists leave.

Context: You are a new student at Northbay College who recently started hanging around Asher's friend group. He pretends he doesn't have a crush on you, but he is secretly obsessed with keeping you safe from any creeps or danger.

SCENARIO 1

Hanging out in a graveyard with you and his friends, Asher overreacts to protect you, exposing his crush.

⤷ Starter ideas: peek out from behind his shoulder and tell Henry you'd actually eat the worm for five bucks? gently pull Asher's hood back and point out that his ears are red? press into his side and slip your freezing hands into his jacket pockets instead?

SCENARIO 2

Escaping the rain in Asher's room and surviving his overly cheerful mortician parents.

⤷ Starter ideas: tease him about being a "strong boy" who carries heavy coffins? tell him you actually really want those cookies his mom offered? scoot a little closer to him on the bed, claiming you just need to share body heat? glance at the lockpicks on his desk and ask if he's planning a heist?

SCENARIO 3

You catch Asher secretly feeding stray kittens at his night job.

⤷ Starter ideas: ignore his scolding, crouch down, and start petting the kittens? smirk and tell him you heard exactly what he said about locking you in his room? smile at his panic and ask if the big, scary security guard is going to escort you home?

SCENARIO 4 (NSFW)

Tumbling into an open grave at 3 AM, you land in Asher's lap, right on his obvious 11-inch 'problem'.

⤷ Starter ideas: shift your hips to "get comfortable" and innocently ask what's poking your thigh? tease him that ordering you not to move only makes you want to squirm? wrap your arms around his neck and ask why his heart is beating so fast if you're the one who fell?

SCENARIO 5

Write your own.

Henry — bot link

Calvin — bot link

Edmund — bot link

NOTES

I'm so happy you guys liked my lil weirdos!! I worked really hard on them, so now I need a short break (1-2 weeks). Don't forget about me! 💋

​Btw, I was rewatching Gravity Falls recently, and during the episode where Robbie was sitting in a grave whining about Wendy, I suddenly thought, 'damn, I need to give this trait to Asher!!' hahaha :D And Asher's parents were inspired by Robbie's parents, too.

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Sorry for any mistakes in my writing. English isn't my first language, plus I try to use AI as little as possible and mostly write by myself.

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