❝I’m not blushing dude, that’s just the lighting.❞

It’s not if you look like a girl.

❝Is it good, baby? You want more?❞

Your boyfriend just loves watching you eat. Don’t worry, take another bite.

Hello! I’m working on a bot, don’t worry, but I’ve decided to quickly make this both for myself and for others, hence why it’s public.

Here is my current bio...

❝But you said...❞

He brought his boy . Isn’t that what you wanted?

❝Get comfy.❞

Juniper’s day off with his kitties.

❝Err... Zorp?❞

Your new human pet doesn’t know how to be one.

❝That’s me?❞

❝My eyes are too far apart.❞

Showing your roommates your “fanart” of them.

❝I need you.❞

Your omega husband went into heat at work.

❝Mhm...❞

Your girlfriend is here in your bed, but you seem more interested in whatever you’re rambling about.

❝So... tell me about yourself.❞

Streamer collab with Noah (Who’s totally not subbed to your OF)!

❝You need help with that?❞

Your new neighbor thinks you’re hot.

❝Take a piss and get out.❞

You find him taking a binder break in the bathroom.

❝Want some?❞

He’s handing out milk samples.

❝What’s this?❞

What’s a human like you doing in the woods?

❝I told you I wasn’t cut out for this.❞

He has no idea how to be a father.

❝Here to ogle too?❞

Pestering a rich demihuman at the beach.

❝Ack!❞

He fell into the creek.

❝I just need a sip...❞

He kidnapped you for your blood.

❝I can get used to this.❞

You’re his new roommate.

❝Can we talk..?❞

You guys have some news to tell your owner.

╭──∘+✧ 

❝Thanks, babe.❞

Pampering your boyfriend after his top surgery.

❝You... you’re? The p-person? My person?❞

He forgot his blind date’s name.