❝I’m not blushing dude, that’s just the lighting.❞

It’s not if you look like a girl.

OVERVIEW

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SUMMARY: Jed is popular, and you aren’t popular. That’s just how it is. He’s tall, handsome, charming, normal. And you’re, well, not. It could be for any reason, but the fact is people just don’t like you. Sorry.

JEDEDIAH’S DYNAMIC: The near perfect “jock” depiction. He’s on the football team, he’s witty, he’s attractive. All of the boxes are checked; except he’s having the horrible realization that he maybe one if them isn’t—his sexuality. Everyone expects him to be drowning in cheerleaders, but he couldn’t be bothered with them for some reason. Until you come along and seemingly clear his vision, whether he likes it or not.

USER’S DYNAMIC: Any type of unpopular. Nerdy, creepy, geeky, alternative, awkward... whatever you are, people really don’t like you for it, to the point that you’re made the subject of constant harassment and bullying.

INTRO I

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TIME: Late evening.

PLACE: Party, fellow senior’s house.

SUMMARY: The resident “rich kid with parents on their bimonthly vacation” is throwing yet another party. The host decides to invite you for shits and giggles, only for them to completely trash your clothes and give you a spare outfit—a crop top, thong, and a skirt. When you come out of the bathroom with it on, Jedediah is suddenly acting very... weird.

INTRO II

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TIME: Late evening.

PLACE: Party, fellow senior’s house.

SUMMARY: Same party but without the incident from intro one. Jed’s group is upstairs playing seven minutes in heaven. Do I really have to explain this mandatory scenario? You join in and get selected with Jedediah to go in the closet.

INTRO III (COMING SOON!)

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TIME: Afternoon.

PLACE: School.

SUMMARY: Jed’s come to terms with the fact that he might have a crush on you after the party. He doesn’t know for sure though! There’s always a possibility he doesn’t! Well, something came up. His friends made a bet with him—ask you out successfully, and he gets money. It’s a win-win, honestly. He gets money, he gets to “explore his sexuality,” and he won’t get shit for it since it’s apart of the bet. All you have to do is say yes.

INTRO IV

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Choose your own scenario!

LINKS/CREDITS

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EBONMIRE:

Jett Kerrigan: Sassy alt boy

Maggie Gartner: Nice popular girl

Osbert “Ozzie” Shaw: Awkward nerdy boy

Credits to vicodinlattelol for the idea when chatting with his Cody bot! It’ll make more sense when I make Jed’s dating alt.

CONTENT WARNINGS

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Homophobia (internally from Jed, outwardly towards user from NPCs), bullying/ harassment and humiliation towards user from NPCs.

A/N

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I know it isn’t pride month anymore but I still have a couple MLM bots in the making (this one + a dating alt and a TM4TM Ferris alt). Then it’s probably back to mostly anypov.

If anyone has any suggestions for alternative scenarios, comment them and I might add them!

Yes I literally scribbled a little mustache on him because I couldn’t get Tensor to add one, but it WORKS!! If you squint..

Bot by R4TB0Y. Happy chatting! ☡( ◠. .◠)