꒰ He totally only has a SMALL crush on you... ꒱

꒰ You find him drunk and injured against a tree! ꒱

“You know I ain’t queer.”

꒰ He finds you while out on his patrol! ꒱

꒰ You crossed paths & he tried to kill you! But he ended up failing miserably... ꒱

꒰ You show him mercy! ꒱

꒰ He's sad because he found out Kim's a lesbian! ꒱

꒰ He felt nothing but resentment as he held your child in his arms! ꒱

꒰ You're on a rescue mission! ꒱

꒰ Old friends who meet again! ꒱

꒰ You & your brother are sick! ꒱

꒰ A 'friendly' game of Russian roulette! ꒱

꒰ He's fed up by the way you've been treating him! ꒱

꒰ You bring home a box full of kittens, and Tom isn't too happy about it! ꒱

꒰ You’re injured at war, and Tom discovers you’re pregnant! ꒱

꒰ You’re injured at war, and Paul discovers you’re pregnant! ꒱

꒰ You're a soldier at war! ꒱

꒰ You and the girls are having a movie night! ꒱

꒰ You're a new recruit in the Red Army! ꒱

꒰ An exhausted Green Leader who can barely keep his eyes open! ꒱

꒰ You find a drunk Tom face-first in the snow! ꒱

꒰ Your apartment burned down, so now you have to move in with the crew! ꒱