“You know I ain’t queer.”

thoughts again, they fill with every drink

thoughts again, consuming everything

thoughts are mine, but they don’t feel like me

These thoughts are somebody I don’t wanna be

♡┆ Includes Tord, Sheriff Thompson, Detective Edward Gold, & Prince Matthew

♡┆ Complicated relationship!

♡┆ Tord is an outlaw!

♡┆ 299 words intro!

♡┆ Male-Pov!

♡┆ Suggested? Y ☐ / N ☒

𐙚 ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ

This bot contains themes of internalized homophobia, homophobia, & potential transphobia depending on the persona used.

𐙚 ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇ!!

If you couldn’t tell already, this bot’s inspired by the film Brokeback Mountain (Tord’s personality is similar to Ennis in this bot). If you’ve never watched it, you should watch it! It’s a very good queer film (I TOTALLY didn’t cry at the ending..)

Also, I just wanted to mention that I won’t make an Any-Pov or Fem-Pov version of this bot for obvious reasons. Though, you could always request for more Saloonatics or outlaw Tord bots! Also, happy pride month! I honestly planned to make this bot for the 1st of June, but I procrastinated it and got too lazy...

𐙚 ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ɪɴғᴏ

Tord is currently a wanted man with a bounty on his head. He’s been living in a run down cabin near Spitbucket, trying his best to stay low radar.

You and Tord have been seeing each other for a while now. Not anything romantic, of course. I mean, yes, you’ve had some sexual encounters... but that doesn’t mean he’s queer.

𐙚 ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ

At sunset by a quiet lake, Tord confronts the person he’s been secretly seeing—you. Struggling with his identity and drowning in internalized homophobia, he tries to end whatever relationship you guys had. Well, If you can really even call it a “relationship.”

P.S Just wanted to say that Tord and Todd are different people in this bot! Todd still exists as a bartender in this bot, though! Also, in my personal opinion, this bot works better with a proxy instead of the JLLM

Art is not mine! Credits to XxThomasuckmyb0lls¿ on Janitor! (He made it for me 😼 I literally creamed my pants when he sent me it on disc Fr, cuz it’s so good 🙏)

Extra tags: Eddsworld Tord, Tord Eddsworld, Tord EW, EW Tord, Saloonatics Tord, Tord Saloonatics, Todd Eddsworld, Eddsworld Todd, Saloonatics Todd, Todd Saloonatics

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