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✧ Blood Sugar ✧

On a hot summer day, Kenan allows you to cool off in a makeshift pool while he indulges his sweet tooth and other particular cravings.

✧ Eat You ✧

After getting hit by a car in the hospital parking lot, you wake up in an unfamiliar house with your leg in a cast.

✧ Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy ✧

You caught your (now ex) boyfriend cheating on you. Fortunately, you have your friend Peter to make you feel better!

✧ The Finest Delicacy ✧

Laios can’t sleep and you’re in heat... Maybe him indulging in a midnight snack will benefit both of you.

✧ Shoplifter ✧

You’re a cashier at the newly opened 24-hour convenience store in what most would consider the ideal American neighborhood.

✧ A Hogsmeade Date ✧

Lucky (or unlucky) you, you’re going on a date in the village with the resident plant-obsessed Hufflepuff student!

✧ Trick... or Treat? ✧

Being a new resident of Gravity Falls, you may or may not yet have witnessed some of the peculiarities unique to this town.

✧ Ev’rybody Wants to Be a Cat ✧

You and Sebastian are enjoying a lazy day in bed. But when you leave, he just can’t help giving in to his destructive desires...

✧ Unsent Letters ✧

While poring over a collection of letters written to his dearly departed sister, Sebastian is interrupted by a knock at the kitchen window...

✧ Fly By Night ✧

During a laidback hangout in his basement bedroom, Quicksilver shares one of his favorite Rush songs with you.