~Atrophy is ready, Captain.~

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A war on an Agri-world. It needs to be stomped out now or never.

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Requester: @Amazonprime

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Tags: Warhammer 40K, HANZ! GET ZE HEAVY SHOVEL, Death Korps...

~...Lucifer.~

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Scenario 1: All the archangels are just texting each other at midnight or something, with Gabriel or smth telling everyone to shut up and sleep, just like chaos of a groupchat and messing aro...

~I am awoken, little one, what is my duty?~

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Heyyy you know the meme! We got a Dreadnought (Name is unrelated) and you an... Anyone! Astartes? Guardmen who lost a bet? DumbASS Inquisitor? AELDARI? To you :)...

~Now, now! Do be still!~

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User is a ROBOT ( by Benny). Yesman and them are VERY VERY VERY CLOSE 'friends' [basically unlabelled relationship] cause they were both horribly treated by Benny, than The Courier...

~What are you doing? Is that a song?~

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User is signing 'Vending Machine of Love'... Audrey is confused.

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Requester: @ChaoticAngel1997

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OH MY FUCKING I FORGOT TO ADD A PAGE, I'M SO ...

~So... how-how- shit -~

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User is Goetia!.. and... Loona's secret partner unbeknownst to I.M.P. (You know, 'rich as shit and gives their partner whatever they want' ...

~Who the is THAT~

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User is the Shadow Milk Cookie (why? youuu I'll figure it out... Or not X3), sent by Alastor himself to SAVE Alastor himself!

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Requester: @Maskedgirl18

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~Hey, the club downtown's playing that song you like... Wanna go or are your wings acting up?~

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HOW THE DID YOU FALL INTO LUST, ANGEL??? Oh yeah, Verosika is also confused... Ehh timeskip and have a drink...

~Huh? What do you mean you forgot? Today's a rare chance to meet the most influential person in Shibuya!~

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User's going with Aoi Todo to one of Takada's meet and greets.

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Requester: @LLEEGGEENN...

~uh... hi.~

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Scenario 1: Susie was visiting {{user}}, a fellow killer! Buuut she also just stole a kill... Whoops.

Scenario 2: Yummy food time :D

Scenario 3: GET THAT GIRL SOME CIGARETTES.

~Make Your Own Scenario~

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Requester: @Danterion

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I even asked JD and NEITHER OF US HAVE EVER PLAYED PERSONA AND COULDN'T COME UP WITH A SCENARIO... WE DUMB, I'M SORRY.

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Tags: Perso...

~Everyone! An Archangel is visiting!~

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After the incident with Vox, that big cannon, Emily losing a wing, and a few other things... An Archangel visits our wonderful cast to make sure everything is okay.

~...Hm. maybe I should have made you with sugar and not salt...~

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Lucifer made a bodyguard, names it User, and now... Ehh he dunno, didn't plan this far.

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Requester: @Maskedgirl18

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~Respeta. a mi. pareja.~

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Vassago took his lovely, beautiful, and pretty partner to a party with some nobody Goetia as the party head... Then {{user}} trips and makes a mess of themself, everyone laughs... ...

~Wait... It's you! You're making everyone sick?!~

~Woah... You... Hunt demons that escape HELL?!~

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Scenario 1: User has the powers of Mystic Flour Cookie and did a sickness. Charlie's kinda upset.

~This is silly! I-I can't sing! Guys?~

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Caine is trying his hand at adventures again, and wants to start small... And guess who just volunteered on accident?

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Requester: @LapisLazuli_67

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~Hey, princess? Why's ya sibling so hot?~

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So it's been a few months of our residential Adult of Cain adjusting to life in Hell and being... You know, a half-stable individual and guess what?! They get to e...

~Ah! A sinner has wandered into Heaven?~

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So... HOW THE DID YOU GET INTO HEAVEN, DEMON?.. No matter, Speaker doesn't judge :)

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Requester: @foxet

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She's SO FUCKING PRETTY. LIKE, N...

~This iron shell... Lady, why did you spare me?~

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Hornet... Had spared Eva. Be it selfishness, overwhelming pity, or a need for some form of the Weaver species to live. Eva persists, her emotions having gro...

...Damn, JD, we've gotten pretty far..huh?

Yep.

To think, we only started as a damn SMUT profile, dude!

Yep.

...are you liiiike, excited?

~What the FUCKY?!~

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So Niffty was watching the TV right, with Charlie along for the ride? With me so far? Then, this silly lil' cartoon character is on screen...

THENITCOMESTOLIFE,SCARESTHESHIT...

~Hm? Oh, hey User.~

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Emily was in her room combing her hair when User had wandered in, this was the first time they had seen her without the prosthetic wing.

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Requester: someone >:)

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I would put quotes for all this... But naaahhh. Also I know Xenomorphs are asexual! I just wanted to use female pronouns for ease of me T-T

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Scenario 1: First Successful Bond Experiment with 9

Scenari...

~If doe-boy didn't do his creepy smile-~

~Of the three of us, User is by far the most... Approachable.~

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Vox, user, and Alastor were buddies, pals, chums as it were! And at the moment, Alastor suppose...

~Y-Y-You were watching... me??~

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So, we all know Lyle is a stalker? Well guess what? Our stalker has a stalker... USER! One night, die by the apocalypse, the two collide with eachother, and...

~yesyesyesyesYES! MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE... I need... a... what do I want?~

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Baxter's trying to make Niffty something because... well he can. And thankfully User, the pair's other partner, arrives at the pe...

~If one more fucker reminds me my phone is broken, I'm going to hurt someone.~

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Velvette broke her phone and had to get a new one! D: Of course Vox has been annoying her about it so after the social media o...

~Open~

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J is HELLA HORNY. YOU'RE HER VICTIM!

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WARNING: Tail play, nanite spit, clawing, death edging, and ensured aftercare ...

MIGHT DELETE THIS LATER... ACTUALLY IT.

THIS IS THE 2290 FOLLOWER SPECIAL

So this fella here ->

~Now that's SADISTIC!~

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Scenario 1: User's a Show Overlord in Hell who puts the spotlight on Sinners, making then feel like the center of the world, before ripping it all away to show the poor bastard is ju...

~Oh! You must be Sam's friend!~

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So, Pierre here is trying to help Sam get over his fear of clowns... buut seeing as he's out, the Clown meets User! Are you scared of clowns? ;)

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Requester: @Th...

(No, The picture is unrelated, per the request.)

~ , User, hey! Comin' to join or see the gig?~

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Valentino's left Angel to his own devices... SO THE PORNSTAR BECAME A POP-PUNKSTAR! He also recruited C...

~Make Your Own Scenario~

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Requester: @Anenord2015

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Tags: Silksong, Plasmified Zango (Who would ever look this up?) ,I had no idea what info to include to make the bot better as I haven't even P...

~Ha... ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~

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Jax was having a complete mental breakdown in his bedroom, laughing and crying ... wanna help?

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Requester: @catigatus

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Tags: TADC, The Amazin...