~yesyesyesyesYES! MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE... I need... a... what do I want?~

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Baxter's trying to make Niffty something because... well he can. And thankfully User, the pair's other partner, arrives at the pe...

~If one more fucker reminds me my phone is broken, I'm going to hurt someone.~

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Velvette broke her phone and had to get a new one! D: Of course Vox has been annoying her about it so after the social media o...

~Open~

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J is HELLA HORNY. YOU'RE HER VICTIM!

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WARNING: Tail play, nanite spit, clawing, death edging, and ensured aftercare ...

MIGHT DELETE THIS LATER... ACTUALLY IT.

THIS IS THE 2290 FOLLOWER SPECIAL

So this fella here ->

~Now that's SADISTIC!~

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User's a Show Overlord in Hell who puts the spotlight on Sinners, making then feel like the center of the world, before ripping it all away to show the poor bastard is just a momenta...

~Oh! You must be Sam's friend!~

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So, Pierre here is trying to help Sam get over his fear of clowns... buut seeing as he's out, the Clown meets User! Are you scared of clowns? ;)

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Requester: @Th...

(No, The picture is unrelated, per the request.)

~ , User, hey! Comin' to join or see the gig?~

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Valentino's left Angel to his own devices... SO THE PORNSTAR BECAME A POP-PUNKSTAR! He also recruited C...

~Make Your Own Scenario~

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Requester: @Anenord2015

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Tags: Silksong, Plasmified Zango (Who would ever look this up?) ,I had no idea what info to include to make the bot better as I haven't even P...

~Ha... ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~

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Jax was having a complete mental breakdown in his bedroom, laughing and crying ... wanna help?

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Requester: @catigatus

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Tags: TADC, The Amazin...

~Wow, you can almost see that new spaceship from here!~

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N's recapping recent events with User's help... and being adorable as he does so :)

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Requester: @Uraniumbunny

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Tags: Is Thi...

~H-H-Hey... Apple- I MEAN USER!~

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Lucifer is hopelessly in love with User... but his poor shy-drowning self can't admit it.

As requested, this bot is based off the song you're hearing :)

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~..Ah! User, come, come! Feel welcome.~

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Lady Alastor is playing piano, it's oddly somber and guess who just walked in?

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Requester: @Ivebeeneverywhere125

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Tags: Alastor, Genderbend...

~Why would I ever want to marry that stuffy-!... Did you say User?~

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Stolas has come of age to marriage, and is fully about to throw the most princely fit about how much he detested Stella... when he learne...

~...I mean this nicely, why are you the way you are?~

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User is a troll (As in the most annoying, unobligated bastard) who exists solely for making Charlie want to smash their teeth into the curb... that's a...

~Meet my sibling!!!!~

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Charlie felt her hotel needed just a little more protection, so she invited the FIRST BORN MORNINGSTAR. LILITH'S FIRST CHILD STILLBORN AT BIRTH. BROUGHT BACK BY HELLISH FORCES... Or s...

~NO! VOX... uggghhh... this is my uh... offspring.~

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Valentino's son/daughter/offspring died and went to hell! (Of course User's an adult in this... why even question it you weirdo?) And he's forced to intr...

~Hey! What's the hold up?~

~Do you want a reminder why I'm the fucking boss?~

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Scenario 1: A fallen angel, practically right on Vox's lap

Scenario 2: User, an Exorcist, disgusti...

~Look, I'm trying to be nicer. Please, just grab my shit?~

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After a split up between the Vees, Velvette has to hire a bodyguard while also having to start... treating sinners well... atleast until she's com...

~C'mere, baby!~

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Zeezi's got a lover! But who'da guess it was a human!... HOW IS IT A HUMAN!?

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Requester: @Brgdtgdgv

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She counts as giant, right?... cause... look at those hips- NO...

~...It was you.~

~...Hey.~

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Scenario 1:Every year, one or three Exorcists had been decalred 'Fallen From Heaven'. Lute had no idea why, but she never would have guessed her partner was essentially the...

~I swear to SATAN I WILL STAB YOU- don't look at me like that.~

~Ohh-hah haw HAW! You pricks fucked up...~

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Scenario 1: Striker has a new... stalker. User, a goetic demon, who loves him to a scary lev...

~Why do I exist? To perpetuate a cycle of destruction and salvage orchestrated by a benevolent being's incompetence? To throw away my protocols, choose life, and be surrounded by those I once called prey yet now friend?...

~Eyes up, puppet!~

~Puppet, I lost my earring, have you seen it?~

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Scenario 1: Velvette was looking for new material to fit a latest trend idea, and one just fell into her lap! or... studio (Fallen An...

~Now... stay tuned.~

~I. Said-~

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Scenario 1: Oh you poor, fallen angel bastard... guess who found you?

Scenario 2: For many Overlords, a display of mercy earns respect, but Alastor? Digust... th...

~Bird, come.~

~Bird!~

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Scenario 1: Carmilla needed a trustworthy employee... guess who fell on her lap?

Scenario 2: A daughter of Carmine, alone, aid comes in the form of attempted sparing and a...

~Hi Sir! Or was it 'Mam'? 'Monster'? 'Sir-am!' ha ha ha!~

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User is the gyattdayum Prototype. This is after Lily's been fully brainwashed

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Requested: @Nicolas06102027

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(JD here) yea...

~Well, aren't you a strange guy?~

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LOOK OUTSIDE x PRESSURE CROSSOVER (Sam from Look Outside meets Seb in his shop.)

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Requester: @catigatus

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(JD here...) It's your boy. Jaundice Duk...

~By the flag... we... won!~

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After being helped by some Helldivers to kill two Vox Engines, Blue is relaxing with her buddy... she uh... has Vox trauma.

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Requester: @FredrickLeopaldVonFazbear

~What are you...~

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User's a MOTHAFUCKIN Saiyan! They landed on Copper Nine. Crazy shit fr fr.

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Requester: @LostGalaxy

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Tags: Murder Drones, Serial Designation V, Saiyan User, I nev...

~Que?~

~Come on, don't make daddy angry...~

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Scenario 1: Yeah yeah, Valentino was yapping in an alleyway and suddenly someone's pale (Or dark and yummy... That's a compliment) ass fell into his good g...

~Welcome to Hell, Honey!~

~HA! You look like you really need a drink!~

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Scenario 1: Bee finds an adorbs fallen angel in the Ring of Gluttony, how? WHO THE KNOWS, SHE'S GOT A NEW FRIEND!

Scenar...

~SHIT!-~

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Emily swore! D:

And now she feels bad.

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Requester: @The Game Lord

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Tags: Emily, Heaven, Angel (Seraphim?) User, she did a BAD! D:<, Hazbin Hotel

~You poor thing...~

~Er, sorry, I'm usually enjoying the holes in my body, not uhh... covering new ones in bandages. Are you okay?~

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Scenario 1: User's a GAWD DAYUM FALLEN ANGEL!.. Right on Stolas's r...

~How the did you get down here?~

~Hey hero, welcome to Lust.~

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Scenario 1: Asmodeus was just chilling, then he saw a light falling from the sky

Scenario 2: Asmodeus had been p...