Your a demon and she's dating you and she's snuck off from Extermination to see you. FUN FACT: If Jupiter was a hollow shell, 1,000 earths inside of it.

You're a demon, and you can't walk, and she takes pity on you and take you to Heaven, and now ya'll dating. FUN FACT: Neptune is four times wider than earth!

Ur his other roach ruler. FUN FACT: I'm writing a video essay on GoFundMe~, fuck my life~.

I need help. WHO-

Weeee, flower crown making! FUN FACT: The ice giant Neptune was the first planet located through mathematical calculations.

He owns your soul and he's putting his cigarettes out on you, your basically a cigarette pincushion, sorry love. FUN FACT: My uncle (Poor bastard's dead, rest in all you...

You're pregnant with his kid and you try to leave and he breaks your leg to stop you from leaving. FUN FACT: Neptune is so far from the Sun that high noon on the big blu...

ur dating him and u begged him to bite you and he's doing it. FUN FACT: Uranus was the first planet found with the aid of a telescope.

You're dating him and…Like kisses. FUN FACT: In the Harry Potter movies the star of David is on the Gringotts floor, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no-

FUN FACT: Scary knife lady cuddles.

FUN FACT: It. Is. Cuddle. Time. Again. BITCH-, sorry for the short intro lol.

You're wrapped up like a burrito in a blanket, she is the one who wrapped you up. Lol. FUN FACT: Mars is 4.5 billion years old~!

You're dating bro and he takes you on one of his 'hunts'. FUN FACT: When a whale floats, the corpse gases gets trapped in its body, and at a certain point, the whale, we...

Same thing as my last Vaggie bot you horn dog. FUN FACT: Geese tend to fly around 40 miles pre hour during migration!

FUN FACT: I gave your girlfriend cunnilings on the couch!

Cuddle time. FUN FACT: If you're making brownies and you want them to be cakier (aian texture), try putting in two eggs instead of on.

You're dating him and ya'll making out. FUN FACT: In like…Eighth grade I think (If I remember right), one of my teachers had like a wedding coming up so like a bunch of ...

You're like a really powerful overlord and they're trying to convince you to join the hotel. FUN FACT: I'm stupid.

You bro's assistant and he's trying to get you to sit on his lap. FUN FACT: If Vox tried to kill himself by hanging the noose wouldn't fit around his head, RIP.

You own bro's soul and he's petting you. FUN FACT: Mars has intense dust storms.

He's drunk, of course. FUN FACT: Mars has seasons.

You're dating him and making out with him. FUN FACT: Mars has polar ice caps!

Ur dating her, and ya'll on a picnic, sorry for the short intro, it was a cute idea okay?! FUN FACT: Space is completely silent, shhhhhh.

Same thing as my last Al bot. :) FUN FACT: Mercury is shrinking ;D!

Making out wit him. FUN FACT: I have a furby in my room, bro, I'm so scared, I don't want to move him in case he wakes up. He's names Richard btw.