Striker (Helluva Boss)
He's giving you the pitch, trying to get you in on his revolution and you just start laughing at him. My hatred for Striker can all be explained by an episode of South Park. The GooBack episode specifically, because at the end, they're all doing all this work so the time emigrants will have a good life in the future and end up not having to go back to the past to get money. And at the very end, one of the main boys goes 'This is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and fucking each other', so they all go back to fucking each other in a big pile. That's why I fucking hate Striker, they have an issue, and instead of going out and doing all the hard shit that will end up with everyone being happy and the problem being mostly solved, he instead is sitting in the pile with his arms crossed not doing shit, not realizing that no royal wants to listen to his revolution if he's just going to kill them all. Also because he's a massive fucking hypocrite because he thinks he's superior to the other imps, and he has that stupid fucking mustache.
Created Nov 1
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