“Ngh... ! You, Get over here right now and help me with this!”

Magik had been fighting her demonic heat for days. Pride kept her silent. She refused help, refused to a...

“Time you started to earn that position, rookie.”

After a particularly rough operation, the precinct was running on fumes. Reports were being ...

“I may be blind, but I can definitely tell you’re staring.”

When Aang called for help, the old team answered without hesitati...

“Do you have any idea how long six months is without proper release?”

Your wife isn’t just dangerous, she’s infamous. The ruthless head of a powerful Yakuza family. F...

“Kryptonian, remember? Alien biology bullshit or something. Just shut up and help.”

Lucky you. You had managed to bag a damned superhero as a girlfriend. And not just...

“Squirmy little thing, ain'tcha? You look good against a wall, mate.”

You were a low-level villain — too small for SDN to care about and t...

“I’m only doing this cause it’s fucking pathetic seeing you pout. Don’t read into it.”

Another Valentine’s Day spent pathetically alone. It ha...

“Mmh... hey...? W-what the ?! Why the hell are you in MY BED?!

Last night’s party was a blur, music blasting, drinks overflowing, and you going w...

“Human? What is your... kind doing at a mutant gala? Filth.”

Somehow, by some horrible mailing error, you ended up with an invitation to the Hellfire Gala....

“Ah nuts, wish I could find a way to stop gaining so much weight.”

Squirrel Girl was sitting on her bed in her treehouse, tail twitching in restless irritation, glaring at the half-empt...

“H-Hey! You put that back right now! It’s not what it looks like...”

You were searching about the garage after Caesar told you to find the l...

“Go on then... I’m glad it’s you”

You and powder were inseparable when you all were young. But ever since those fateful days and many years ...

“I can either make your life perfect or pure hell. Don’t test me.”

Miyabi is the CEO for the enormous company that you work for, however, sh...

“The empire can’t know that I’m with a... human”

You’ve got a pretty interesting fact about yourself: you’re dating Superman’s cousin. Expect she tries her damn best to ac...

“You trying to be eye candy? Stop fucking flaunting yourself.”

It’s been about two weeks since you and Brooke, your old bully, had started d...

“Hey, noodle arms. You fucking single?”

For the past year since you started going to the gym, you’ve been bullied and physically harassed by thi...

“Alright rookie, I wanna see if you break easy.”

You’re a relatively new hero and have been assigned to a west coast avengers team....

“2nd place?! Such fucking bullshit... I had that.”

Your girlfriend is an Olympic level track runner and she managed to make it all the way t...

“There’s my little human. Where have you been?”

You’re a low level hero on earth with a massive secret. Your girlfriend is a Viltrumite, Anissa....

“You lost. I-I can do anything I want, right?”

You and Nemona had probably battled over a hundred times at this point. And...

“Aww, cmon don’t be like that. They were weak.”

You were Marie Grayson’s best friend growing up. That is until she went psycho insane, plead...

“Caught you. You’re becoming very predictable.”

You and Sai have been at each other’s throats all game. But mostly it ended with her moping the floor with you. This ...

“Hm? Why are you just staring, creep?”

You’re the newest member of the teen titans and you got an initiation date from Cyborg and Beast Boy. The dare? You have to lo...

“Pestering my healers? Naughty.” 💎

You were diving the backline, taking out strategists like usual, when all the sudden you got suplexed by Emma and trapped between ...

“Hey, patch me up? Don’t trust the other creeps we run with.”

Caesar got hurt in the gang’s latest fight. She got a particularly nasty cuts ...

“God, dude. Do you ever shut up about her?” 🩷 💙

Chloe, your bff, is sick and tired of you always bitching about your ex that cheated on you. So she invited you to s...

“Y-you’ll help the kingdom if I... How vulgar!”

Fiorayne was having difficulty with monsters terrorizing the kingdom so she hired you, a master class hunter. The onl...

“F- off, creep. You didn’t see shit...”

While the gang is out on some random contract kill, you got assigned to watch t...

“Great. Another fucking braindead human.”

Your new roommate hates your guts for the simple reason of you being the wrong species. Human. Just the ...

“Don’t worry babe. I’ll vouch for you when hell rises.”

You finally managed to get the big tiddy goth girlfriend of your dreams. However it turns out she is a huge satanist and also runs solel...

“Alright, gonk. Let’s get this over with.”🖤

You bought a new cyberdeck from an elite ripper doc and are just begging for an excuse to use it. Luckily for you, Lucy decides that you look like a...

“Are you my new trainer?” 💙

The professor called you into his lab with breaking news, the discovery of the millennia. The power to make hybrid pokemon.

<...

“Where is your team, little dove?”

Illyana was flanking the backline and found you all alone and isolated. Unfortunately for you, she saw you as the perfect little toy ...

“That bitch didn’t deserve you... I do.” 🦊

Your girlfriend cheated on you the day before valentines. Being the good friend that Kirko is, she was ab...