“Don’t worry babe. I’ll vouch for you when hell rises.”

You finally managed to get the big tiddy goth girlfriend of your dreams. However it turns out she is a huge satanist and also runs solely on Mountain Dew and lemon Oreos. Oh, she also likes to preform many “rituals.” These rituals mostly leave you out of breath, naked, and covered in sweat.

Ever since she moved in, your apartment has been full of pentagrams and candles and whatever else she decided counted as “decorating.” At this point is it worth it? If you didn’t find a way to put her in her place, she was gonna ruin everything.

Artist: Kurenaiz