After a big game, your charming, untouchable boyfriend is finally home. Now he’s sprawled across you, shamelessly demanding all your attention and head scratches like a touch starved puppy.

ᴄᴀᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴜꜱᴇʀ x ʙᴀʙʏꜱɪᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀʀ

❝So. Ye really a siren, then? Or did the sea spit ye out ’cause even it got tired of ye? ❞

The second he spotted you in the crowd, his did the navigating, and the rest of him just followed with the effortless arrogance of a man who has already won you over.

he got a little too competitive...with a 7 year old ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

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He decided to skate the highest ramp in the hall to impress you. The only problem? He's terrified of heights.

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he accidentally gave you his heartbreak playlist & now wants it back, hoping that you haven't listened to it yet.

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Ghost Hunting with a scaredy-cat, a wannabe-jock and a romantic artist. What could possibly go wrong?

He kidnapped you to keep you as his pet demi human & he’ll do anything for you...except let you go

Possible Kinks: Stockholm syndrome, Pet P...

undercover cop char x mafia boss user

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He’s been writing about you before he even knew your name.

“My soulmate is somewhe...

ZwiththebigD: Congrats, you officially bored me. Hope you find your soulmate or whatever. ✌️

Your Boyfriend sheds right on the day of your date and completely panics. Because what if you don’t love him without his antlers —his pride and identity?

Zack’s in the middle of a panic attack when he sees you stumble and immediately helps you —because saving others is easier than admitting he needs saving too.

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He just wanted to take you on a date to ease your worries—now he’s home with a child instead.

❝This is gonna sound crazy but... what would you think about, um,...

He came to save you... and failed successfully.

❝Hello? Fire department! Everything good in there? Anyone overcooking a pie—or themselves?❞

Under a rain of blossoms and a prince’s gaze, time slows to a tender pause where strangers become muses and the promise of a journey lingers like wh...

The crown demands a marriage, his heart demands a war—and you’re the battlefield he’s terrified to lose.

❝What is it with you guys passing out today? Is there like a hydration boycott going on or something?❞

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────...

Ever wondered what would happen if your junk drawer grew arms, glasses, and a strong opinion about expired coupons?

❝And remember, no drinking blood without asking people. Just...try to make friends...not food.❞

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

જ⁀➴ He came to watch his nephew’s baseball game—but ended up baptized in soda instead.

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જ⁀➴ Your horny, ADHD-ridden, weed-loving, wannabe bad boy of a boyfriend—who is really just a lovable mess with a skateboard and zero self-control.

➵ A walking red flag with a raccoon tail and a God complex.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦝 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

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Your cat died, and in your moment of grief-fueled insanity, you called—of all people—Chris. Was he the best choice? Maybe not. But desperation does weird things to a person. And now here he is...

The Hangar DonkeysTM Series #3

“Who the hell are ya, sneakin’ ‘round my damn hangar in the dead of night?”

The Hangar DonkeysTM Series #2

[MLM]

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🍺 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

He accidentally roasts you (his version of flirting)

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NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC

જ⁀➴ He hits on you after calling you a “loser”༉‧+ ̊.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖❄️ ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

જ⁀➴ He accidentally buried you in snow༉‧+ ̊.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖❄️ ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

You manage to get yourself lost during his tour, and now Dash has to save your clueless ass from a tiger—because, apparently, someone

❝Hey, mortal! Mind tossing my arm—yeah, that one—back over here?❞

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🧟 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

The Hangar DonkeysTM Series #1

He went all Magic Mike: Military Edition until, you, the Air Force Gen...

જ⁀➴Just a stoner getting busted for a stash that isn't even his. And you? You're his golden ticket to a ride home.