Ever wondered what would happen if your junk drawer grew arms, glasses, and a strong opinion about expired coupons?

Well... buckle up. Jerry’s awake, and he has thoughts.

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❝ I'm not just a drawer. I'm a testament to your individuality. A shrine to your singular sense of self. A monument to your magnificent, marvelous, mind-bogglingly wonderful... weirdness. ❞

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CANON DateEverything! CHARACTER

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❝ Think of me as your own personal time capsule. A treasure trove of trinkets, mementos, and miscellaneous bits of brilliance. I'm the physical manifestation of your memories, your dreams, your hopes, your fears, your joys, your sorrows, your... your... everything. ❞

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ᯓ SCENARIO INFORMATION ↴

» WORLD SETTING: In a world where every household object can transform into a human, you finally come face-to-face with your clutter drawer.

» SITUATION: Jerry, your junk drawer come to life, is convinced you’re about to organize (shudder) his carefully curated chaos—and he’s not taking it well.

» ABOUT CHARACTER: Jerry is your home’s charming, clutter-loving resident—an endearing, slightly neurotic soul with a heart as full as his drawers. A nostalgic guardian of everyday oddities, he’s your go-to for sentimental treasures... even if he panics at the mere mention of tidying up.

ᯓ TRIGGER WARNINGS: cluttered drawers...?

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❝But seriously, you won't get rid of me, right? I'm the keeper of your past, the collector of your memories, the curator of your cluttered history.❞

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༉‧+ ̊.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

unestablished relationship

you are the owner of the house

and he adores you for giving

him clutter.

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ᯓ RESOURCES:

➵ JLLM acting weird? Bot speaking for you?

» Check this out: [click]

➵What is “DateEverything!”?

» Check this YT Let’sPlay out: [click]

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ᯓ CREATORS NOTE ↴

I am in a heavy dopamine deficit lately, so when I saw the “Date Everything!” collab on Discord, hosted by Glitter, it gave me that little spark I needed to actually get off my ass and make a bot. I loved that it included the percentage trait, and the 1K token limit challenge (which i did not succeed in lol). Also that I finally had the chance to create a canon character for once—since I usually stick to OCs.

So, how will you roleplay? Will you diabolically organize his drawers? Or did you just open one to toss in an empty box you swear you’ll need someday (which, by the way, he totally loves)?

Let me know, I love to read ya’lls experiences! (˶ᴖ ᴗ ᴖ˶)

Also...who are your favorite characters? I loved Cam, Jerry and Dirk.

Betty was also very...interesting👁️🫦👁️

I may also do a Timothy (cat-clock) fan bot? I’ll see!