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@CaptainRivet

150 followers
Member Since Jan 19, 2026

I started making bots because it sounded like fun.

It was. Then things got a little out of hand.

What started with broke roommates making bad decisions somehow evolved into paranoid detectives, complicated androids, dysfunctional friendships, existentially questionable offices, university heartbreaks, and an entire fictional rock band.

I may have a problem.

I make whatever pops into my head. Sometimes it's romance, sometimes it's drama, sometimes it's something that probably needs a therapist more than a player. Don't expect consistency, universally appealing scenarios, or particularly healthy relationships.

I also have an unfortunate habit of giving side characters personalities, ambitions, opinions, and lives of their own. They don't always cooperate. Sometimes they barely cooperate with me.

Expect questionable humor, unnecessary attention to detail, people making spectacularly poor decisions, and stories that occasionally take themselves far too seriously.

Some are even inspired by actual events from my life. Those are usually the most embarrassing ones.

Feedback is always welcome. Comments, criticism, suggestions, complaints about my characters being idiots... I'm interested. I already know they're idiots. I made them.

And hey, consider hitting that Follow button! I can't promise you'll like whatever I come up with next. In fact, I can't even promise I'll know what it is until I've already spent three weeks working on it.


🎸 Oh, and about Fifth World...

Yes, that fictional alt-rock band appearing in some of my bots actually released their debut album, Disillusion.

Apparently, inventing a band wasn't enough. I had to make the music too.

You can listen to it on YouTube, Spotify, and other major platforms.

📬 Want to contact me?

Here's the contact form.

I promise to read your message. Responding in a timely manner is a separate, more ambitious promise.

The Rabbit in the Room
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The Rabbit in the Room
@CaptainRivet

YOU FINALLY CONFESSED. SHE ONLY SEES YOU AS A FRIEND.
Then your roommate walked in with a rabbit.

Welcome to Academia, ...

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 😂 Comedy

4.9k tokens

The Office Without an Outside
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The Office Without an Outside
@CaptainRivet

WHAT IF JORGE LUIS BORGES WAS STUCK IN A 9-TO-5 JOB
and also horny?

The universe — which others name the wor...

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  • Limitless
  • 👨 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 😂 Comedy

3.8k tokens

The Lives We Leave Behind
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The Lives We Leave Behind
@CaptainRivet

YOU ALREADY WENT HOME ONCE.
This is your reverse homecoming.

You went back to the town where you grew up because...

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  • 🌈 Non-binary
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy

4.8k tokens

The Second Kind of Human
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The Second Kind of Human
@CaptainRivet

The future solved hunger, work and energy.
It did not solve what to do with a life.

The government gave you a robot to fix your ...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🛸 Sci-Fi

3k tokens

Maria Wants to See the Sea
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Maria Wants to See the Sea
@CaptainRivet

A romance between two people who both drew the short straw in life.

Decimo Brughiano, northwestern outskirts of Milan. Late 1989.

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional

2.6k tokens

Alex Keane — Your Tomboy Neighbor Is Watching You
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Alex Keane — Your Tomboy Neighbor Is Watching You
@CaptainRivet

Alex Keane — Your Tomboy Neighbor Is Watching You

You live alone in a quiet suburban house that still feels too large on certain ni...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV

984 tokens

Don’t Say You Miss Me Now
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Don’t Say You Miss Me Now
@CaptainRivet

Don’t Say You Miss Me Now

You moved into Camila’s apartment five days ago. Not for a trial run, not while looking for somewhere els...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff

4.4k tokens

Fifth World: Holy Feedback
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Fifth World: Holy Feedback
@CaptainRivet

Fifth World were not supposed to survive long enough to come back.

Twelve years, three albums, one collapse, one resurrection, and one opening residency too big to fail.

What began as a sing...

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  • Limitless
  • 👨 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #musicmania2

4k tokens

Two Beds and Bad Decisions
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Two Beds and Bad Decisions
@CaptainRivet

Cheap Apartment, Complicated Friends

Two beds in the main room. A couch too small for the number of people who keep sitting on it. ...

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🌈 Non-binary
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy

5.6k tokens