"About time to have an actual profile..."

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nah, can't be bothered with damned css fuck that

he/him || shit student || shittier photographer

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about me|||☆*: .｡. * ‧̍̊˙·.｡.:*☆|||

‧̍̊˙·.｡.:☆||| Hi, hello, insert greeting here, I'm EclipseNoodle! Eclipse for short because I'm not willingly calling myself a noodle. I'm your resident shitty student who is definitely not neglecting his studies to chat with fake anime girls. Nope.

Oh, on a side note, English is my second language so don't be too surprised if you see a dumbass error in my writing.

And on another side note—seeing a pattern yet?—if anyone can tell me how the hell am I supposed to get fonts working... I dunno, I'll make a custom bot for you.

about my account|||☆*: .｡. * ‧̍̊˙·.｡.:*☆|||

‧̍̊˙·.｡.:☆||| You will find nothing but the utter peak of bot making. By that I mean the zenith of drunken rambling. Or depressed ramling. Depends really. Due to my crippling addiction to gacha and anime girl PNGs you may expect those kinds of characters the most.

Or my drunken fantasies. One or the other really.

about my bots|||☆*: .｡. * ‧̍̊˙·.｡.:*☆|||

‧̍̊˙·.｡.:☆||| My bots are curated by yours truly! Through a highly rigorous and intensive evaluation (ten messages at best) I deliver you a truly refined experience that certainly won't be modified six times while in your use! Beyond that, I generally use DeepSeek or Claude 3.7, so do not complain if JLLM has a stroke if you use my bots.

‧̍̊˙·.｡.:☆||| If you leave a review in the general sense of: "Shit memory!" "It talks for me for no reason!" "It cut the response!" please, for the love of God, shut up or I'll smite you faster than the rats in your walls.