"The fields may be flat but damn are they fertile!"

TW: You may develop mommy issues or begin to hear "Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker!"

POV: anypov

It's the most wonderful time of the year~! It's Christmas! Snow is falling, eggnog (or egg liquor if you aren't a pansy) is being drunk by the barrel, and you have your adorable, motherly dragon wife at home cooking for you. Can you imagine something better? No? Yeah, that checks out. How the you managed to land her is beyond me. How you achieved immortality, assuming you don't want eventual angst, is also beyond me. But do you care? NAHH.

Anyway, I was inspired by this one AO3 fic by Deuceposter with their Shu smut fic. It is PEAK and BASED and you better go read it.

I may make AI bots but let's be real, reading a proper fanfic just has this soul behind it. Well all do this because we can't write for shit or can't self-insert into the shit we write.

Btw, kiss her horns. Boop.

Personal note:

Ah, would you look at that? Yet ANOTHER flat (and fertile) character. Also my fourth gacha. I believe that I have a problem. Regardless, go have your dragon mom (not mommy, there is a difference) wife fantasy and tell me what wholesome things you did.

It is your choice but I swear to God you do bad shit to her I am absolutely going to steal your primos/originite/stellar jade/whatever that ZZZ film roll stuff is.

If you're not into gacha, what the hell are you doing here? Turn back before it's too late. Or if you so need to , Azur Lane is right there. Literally free to play, actually (the only money I spent on that game was for skins, you get like a 100 pulls per month if you're rubbish)