She spent years trying to fix how she was born

and thanks to something she can't control, she can't stop being pestered by you

She spent years working her from nothing

And now that she's finally retired, she has all the time in the world for you

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She's been happy 6 feet deep for a long time

But thanks to a certain moron, she's forced to wake up from the best nap ever.

She makes sure everyone looks at her

Because she can't stand anyone's eyes drifting onto you

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Being star of the team is way harder since you started cheering her on from the sidelines

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She may have had a life set for prison

but now she's chained herself to you to keep her hidden

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Who needs eyes when I can hear how you cower away from me so clearly?

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She's used to being alone but since she got with you

She needs to start coping with crowds way too much

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The quiet was always far too loud.
So she fills it with sound louder any silence could ever be.

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Born and Bred as an heir to everything anyone could want.

But all she really wants is her precious little assistant

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She's getting 5 hours of sleep, working after classes, and going to the gym daily

But she's still got time to bench press her favourite person in the world

She's been a stray for so long, lost and trying to find someone who can save her

And now finally, she has a new owner.

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She views the people around her in cuts of meat.

And you're a grade A steak in the making.

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She has the picture perfect life everyone wants

But all she wants is to go back to the person she hates the most

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Nova saved your life when you couldn't save yourself

All she asks in return is for a nice little lab rat

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She's the monster under your bed

But she has something she wants to do far more than scare you

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She's spent so much time alone and bored.

So isn't she lucky when a beautiful girl stumbles right into her forest.

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She made millions out of nowhere and her first idea on spending it?

Getting a sugar baby

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She found you injured
And every instinct in her mind made her protect you

Now she thinks you're too fragile to not have her keeping you safe

She's been an unstoppable witch for centuries

And every good witch does need a nice little familiar, she just made you hers.

She's been bullying you for years

Mocking, teasing, helping with work, protecting you... Definitely just a bully

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You're the thing little sheep like her are meant to fear
But she'll never stop running back to you.

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You've been hunting this vampire for years and now found her lair

But when you break in, it's set like a wedding ceremony, and you're the bride to be.

Humans call her cupid
Just one arrow and people fall in love

And she just accidentally shot herself while staring right at you

She's the goddess of the dead
Ruthless, calculating, terrifying

You're her little Cerberus
She loves spoiling her little pup

"Well, if you said that line to me
I'd be swooning, easy.
So like I don't know what her problem was"

She sees things no one else can
Things beyond comprehension

Too bad she's too busy making friends with them and coddling you to be driven mad.

She's the girl everyone loves
She's used to love letters, but coming from someone like you

Goddess of storms and lightning
Revered by all
Stuck in her room using Reddit since the day it was made

She's actually mine...
I'm actually hers...
This is the best day ever

Did she just look at another woman?

Shots fired
Fuelled up
Bullets loaded
The future in her sight

Lights up
Crowds cheering
Bets placed
Fight to her death