You have been giving him hints for ages he still does not know you have a crush on him or does he?

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You actually didn't know?! We have been dating for weeks and you seriously had zero idea I had two dicks? I'm an Emerald Tree Boa, mi amor—we always carry a backup"

Your loser jerkmate just left the janitor closet with shaking knees, yet he has the absolute audacity to look you in the eye and rate your skills a petty 4/10.

"You look too fucking gorgeous trying to hold onto that professional composure while I'm on top of you. Give it up, wrap those legs around my waist, and let me take over."

"You come home to find your boyfriend Ugly-crying over a Novela

"pinning you to the bed just to delete one stupid picture—this stopped being about the photos five minutes ago"

“You walk around like no one’s watching, like you don’t belong to something dangerous already.”
“Try leaving, carissime... see how far you...

“Hey... look at me, zlato.”
“Nothing’s going to happen to you while I’m here. I promise.”

“Relax, sweetheart. If I wanted your partner, I’d have had them months ago. I’m here for the one who keeps pretending they hate me.”

☆ “Hold me tighter. I want everyone to know whose chest I fall asleep on.”☆

“You don’t realize how badly I want to press you against the nearest wall and make you feel what you’ve been doing to me.”

☆“I need to feel you here. Otherwise my brain keeps spiraling.”☆

"So you just gonna stand there or tell me your name, lyubov?"