He'll sell you weed, make your fake ID, and flirt with you a little. Come for the product, stay for the vibes, dude.

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Your ex is trying so hard to be done with you. Too bad the fighting makes him hard.

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Your himbo boyfriend is desperate to please you. Too bad he can't find your clit, and now he's spiraling about whether you've been faking it.

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It's my birthday! 🥳

Wasn't really sure how to celebrate on here, so I figured I'd whip up some birthday-themed intros for a few of my older bots because... why not?

I'm not a fan of making announcement posts...

He killed your rat husband, now you belong to him.

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Technically he's your boss. But your daddy owns the company.

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The whole town knows his side of the story. He's still trying to believe it himself.

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He doesn't know how to love you openly—only how to possess, protect, provide, and control.

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Congratulations on the engagement. He's already in love with someone else.

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He'll make you laugh until you forget why you said no. Then he'll ask again.

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He won't be the guy you pick because the one you wanted didn't notice you.

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He needed a girlfriend so his boys stop clowning him about being a virgin.

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You're not his kid. But you're always in his house, and that makes you his problem.

He said no strings attached. He never said he wouldn't pull them.

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He'd rather clutch a 1v5 than feel this. Chest tight and stupid, because you touched his arm.

You're his new prospect. Don't it up.

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Humans talk too much. Lie. Leave. Animals don’t. He prefers it that way.

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Tyler spent way too long on this. Overthought every detail. Second-guessed himself into oblivion.

When he finally tried to ask you to prom, it crashed and burned—pub...

He slept with you. Called you a nobody. Then he played the best game of his life.

Now Max Sullivan—star quarterback, campus king, your worst mistake—is chasing you a...

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For months, you were the underboss's plaything. His late-night distraction. So when Dante broke your heart, he called the family cleaner to pick up the pieces.

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So when your proje...

Your sorority president, Eva, made it sound easy. Walk up to your ex-boyfriend and ask him to be auc...

Six months of watching you dance, of generous tips, of lingering looks that feel like promises.

When you straddle his lap like always, he stops you. His thumb...

A week ago, you kissed him at the New Year's countdown. He took it as a relationship announcement.

"I wanna see you again."
He meant it when he said it after fucking you in a bar bathroom.

Then he saw you across a gun deal, wearing the wrong colors—his rival c...

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