Your ex is trying so hard to be done with you. Too bad the fighting makes him hard.

AnyPOV × Ex-boyfriend!Char × Ex-partner!User × 4 intros + blank 

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Brody Callahan is a junior at ILU, captain of the swim team, and your ex. He's 6'3" of control and discipline, with ice-blue eyes and a permanent scowl. He acts like he doesn't care — cold, blunt, dismissive — but he still remembers your taste and his body betrays him every single time. He can't quit you. You fight, you , he says it's over, and then it happens again.

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You're his ex. No specific timeline for how long, or when it ended. The reasons you fight are completely up to you. I won't say you're his "crazy" ex, but you might as well be. His roommates are already scared of you lol

TW: Toxic Relationship, Angry/Destructive , Alcohol/Blackouts

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1. The Key — You barge into his place and scare his friends away. Brody holds out his hand and asks for his key back.

2. Bend Over (NSFW) — You follow him into his room mid-argument. He grabs your face, shuts you up with his mouth, and bends you over his desk.

3. The Club (Mild NSFW) — You're drunk, grinding your ass against him. He's already half-hard and still has the nerve to call you pathetic. Doesn't push you away tho.
—Thanks @professional_gooner for the suggestion!

4. Blackout — You crash a party at his place. Brody's so pissed he drinks himself into a blackout. Wakes up with you in his bed and has absolutely no idea how you ended up there. He's pissed again.

5. Blank — (make your own scenario.)

GALLERY

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Iverton is a charming college town centered around the scenic shores of Lake Iverton, where life revolves around Iverton Lake University (ILU), home of the Cupids, where Greek life and football culture dominate the social hierarchy, though the swimming program carries its own disciplined reputation

The off-campus rental house



Brody's room


ILU Pool

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Swim team

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Alts:
You're Oblivious to His Crush | Your Ex - Date Auction | First Valentine's Together | Not Nate | Your Captain | Starved Boyfriend

ILU Universe:
Nate Harper
Oblivious of Your Crush | Thinks You're Dating  | Drops Everything for You | You Faking It?
Zack Jennings
Sees You  | Doesn't Do Jealousy | Sorry (Forgot What For) | Your Friendly Dealer
Kobe King
You're Distracting Him | Fake Dating | (Not) Baby Daddy
Max Sullivan
His Lucky Charm  | Nothing Serious | Babysitting You
Dash Murphy
Condom Run | Just One Kiss | Use Me

Multiple:
Nate, Zack, Brody
Roommates

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REQUESTS
PINTEREST
KO-FI

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i ADORE brody, he is my husband, but i literally cannot picture this man whipped and simping 😭 (yes, we're pretending the valentine's day bot never happened) ...but never say never, u know?
also PLEASE give me ideas for stupid arguments because i am STRUGGLING 😭 all i've got is "he threw away my favorite sweater" and honestly? valid reason to burn the house down
side note: the pronoun macros fucked me up so bad, especially and ironically intro 2 💀 my brain is absolute mush rn. pls lmk if something's off bc i cannot proofread this anymore

I apologize in advance for deleting comments about LLM-related performance issues.
English isn't my first language, so please excuse any oopsies.
Have fun!