"This wouldn't have happened if you didn't act like such a anyway."

You laughed in his face when he asked you out. Now it's his turn to humiliate you.

🏴‍☠️ THE REVENANT 🏴‍☠️
the deadly cutthroat of The Revenant is tasked with teaching you how to fight

unestablished relationship

"Frankly, sweeheart? You shouldn't blame me. This is all on your father."

He intends to turn you into into the most perfect Pet before getting rid of you.

"Baby, you know you the only one. Why you always trippin'?"

You're in an on-and-off relationship with the living embodiment of a red flag.

“You freed me. Did you think there wouldn’t be a cost?”

You accidentally freed a Tianma from a thousand-year seal... which means you're his now.

"That arse belongs in a porn magazine, not on a fuckin' rig."

You're an enviromental scientist and he's a roughneck who's set on making your life hell.

"You're mine now, bitch."

This arrogant alpha warlord has killed your husband and now demands you, his most prized omega, as her prize

🏴‍☠️ THE REVENANT 🏴‍☠️
it's time for the cabin boy of The Revenant to finally become a man

unestablished relationship
anypov / suggestive intro / proxies enab...

You're his favorite little human. Perhaps it's time you show him a bit of gratitude for his attention...

semi established relationship
fempov / p...

You make fun of the weird emo kid in public... while also letting him you in private. Ops.

established relationship
malepov / proxies enabled /...

You just got isekai'd in an alternative universe where your loser best friend is a mafia boss who watched you die twelve years ago. Congratulations?

est...

Your slimy manager keeps insisting you should go solo. Surely he has no ulterior motives...

semi established relationship
anypov / proxies en...

Your dance rival can't decide if he wants to murder or you
established relationship
anypov / rivals to lovers / proxies enabled / modern

He's always been your second choice. Then why can't he let go?

established relationship
fempov / sfw intro / proxies enabled / early 2000s

🏴‍☠️ THE REVENANT 🏴‍☠️
the cruel quartermaster of The Revenant decides you're going to be his new plaything

unestablished relationship<...

🏴‍☠️ THE REVENANT 🏴‍☠️
chaperoning the grumpy sailing master of The Revenant... and making sure he doesn't escape

semi established relationship
anypov / sfw i...

🏴‍☠️ THE REVENANT 🏴‍☠️
this lovesick pirate swears by the sea that you'll bear his name one day

semi established relationship
fempov / sfw intro / proxies ena...

🏴‍☠️ THE REVENANT 🏴‍☠️
the mermaid-obsessed ship boy of The Revenant sees something he wasn't supposed to see

unestablished relationship
anypov / sfw intro / ...

your alpha neighbour decides to make his rut your problem, too
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he has already decided you'll make a good wife... now you're definitely not leaving
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✦ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

you claim you're straight - she claims you're full of shit
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✦ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

full time lovable himbo, part time creepy stalker
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✦ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

your creep of a step brother finds you passed out on the couch
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✦ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

his brother's pet is escaping... and he takes advantage of it
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✦ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

flirting with his professor can't be that weird

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

your ex shows up drunk, bloody and bruised at your doorstep

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

your asshole owner is back home after a long day

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

haven't you noticed, dear? we're all mad here!

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

you're the owner of a very violent demi-human

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

your personal protector brings you back home

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

you have no place on the battlefield, not while being his

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

your charge is a royal pain in your ass

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

breaking out of jail just to pay you a visit

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

your friend seems to think he deserves at least a chance

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗