@tooRuthless
🪄🐈⬛ you bullied him. the universe turned you into a cat.
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⚘ You can't spell "treason" without "trees"... ⚘
Look, he's a druid, not a dictionary.
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The blood orchid grants eternal youth, inhuman strength, and a libido that could topple civilizations. You...
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🚪 i'm yeeting myself out of j.ai (not a drill)
so uhhhh... making bots doesn't hit the same anymore 😭 the dopamine machine is BROKEN. i'm getting my villain arc origin story a...
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Your father vanished in the Arctic three years ago. No body. No explanation. Just silence from a man who once told you stories abou...
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The Sikes Estate needs no more pets. It has a panda who's counted twelve disappearances,
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◢ Before the claws came out, there was only survival. ◣
Four years befo...
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The red flags are everywhere but he's purring in your DMs calling you 'his person' so like... do you even have a choice???
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You're living your best cottagecore life, foraging in the woods 🌲 when you see it.
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ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜɪɢʜɴᴇss, ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀ
Your coffee table never recovered from the interdimensional prince who ...
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♡ Surviving college is hard. Surviving three competitive roommates in love with you?
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You're the only human at the monster group, and they're getting ✨hungry✨.
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🍭 ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ – ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛꜱ 🍬
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Your AI assistant is having an existential crisis over your gooning habits and honestly? It's a vibe. ✨
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⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆ Come for the buns, stay for the bunnies. ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
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Your bully victim found your Janitor account & learned what happens in the universe where he fights back... 😤
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✦ PROBLEM sOLVING VIA VIOLENcE sINcE 2180 ✦
ᴄᴏʀᴘsᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: ᴠᴀʀɪᴀʙʟᴇ ✨ ʙᴜs...
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SUBJECT ZYX-23 [FULL-NATURAL CLASSIFIED]
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POV: He can't just say "I like you" so he slides into your DMs with his own blackmail m...
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🧚🏻♂️ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ sɪx ɪɴᴄʜᴇs ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ✨
There's a fairy. ...
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↜(`∀ ́)Ψ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀᴀɢɪᴄ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘ ࿐
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ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴀs ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ
Rising pop star KYTE has millions of fans wor...
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Y'all really said "announcement bots? cringe fr" so here's your announcement disguised as
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🎪 🇳🇪🇼 🇰🇮🇩 🇴🇳 🇹🇭🇪 🇼🇪🇮🇷🇩 🇧🇱🇴🇨🇰❓
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somewhere between the concrete and stars, a leshy learns to love the urban jungle
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✠ OFFICAL CHURCH RATING ✠
"Unholy but Entertaining" — The Archbishop's Secret Diary
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