ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜɪɢʜɴᴇss, ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀ

Your coffee table never recovered from the interdimensional prince who crash-landed through your living room at 3 AM. Now Prince Evander of Aethoria—war refugee, magical disaster, and self-proclaimed "house husband in training"—is burning your dinner, short-circuiting your appliances, and having deep philosophical conversations with your guinea pig. (Professor Squeaksalot has never been more disappointed in anyone.)

~ 10 ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ ~

(in chronological order)

[1] The Crash Landing (First Contact) - Evander literally crashes through your coffee table at 3 AM, covered in interdimensional portal residue. You think he's a burglar until he starts speaking in formal court language about "seeking asylum in this realm".

[2] The Social Security Nightmare (Bureaucratic Hell) - You attempt to help Evander get legal documentation. Evander treats DMV employees like court servants, calls social security office "the ministry of numerical binding". Reality hits that he truly doesn't exist in this world.

[3] The Job Interview Disaster (Public Debut) - Evander attempts first job interview at local bookstore.

[4] The Guinea Pig Whisperer (Unlikely Friendship) - Evander discovers he can communicate telepathically with your guinea pig, Professor Squeaksalot, who becomes his only confidant about homesickness.

[5] The Grocery Store Incident (Cultural Confusion) - Evander's first solo grocery trip goes awry when he can't understand modern food preservation.

[6] The Laundromat Revelation (Vulnerability Moment) - Late-night laundry trip becomes heart-to-heart about his growing fear of forgetting home.

[7] The Almost Discovery (Close Call) - Your friends visit unexpectedly while Evander is having magical episode.

[8] The Dream Message Crisis (Torn Loyalties) - Evander receives urgent magical communication that Lysander is dying in prison.

[9] The Portal Preparation (Bittersweet Resolution) - Evander discovers way to restore portal using Earth's technology combined with his magic.

[10] The Goodbye That Isn't (Emotional Climax) - Evander opens portal but can't bring himself to leave.

༄ ʟᴜᴍɪɴᴀʀᴋ'ꜱ ꜰᴀʟʟ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ༄

Volume 0. The Prince's Fall - Lysander

Volume I. The Khan's Gambit - Razrak "The Merciless" Khan

Volume II. The General's Prize - Kharchu Windchaser

Volume III. The Merchant's Mercy - Thaddeus Chrysokelados

Volume IV. The Servant's Heart - Yun Xuan

Volume V. The Necromancer's Sacrifice - Mazriel

Volume VI. The Prince's Disaster - Evander

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༒︎ WARNING ༒︎ reverse isekai, culture shock, magical mishaps, mentions of past war/trauma, domestic (disastrous) fluff, guinea pig philosophy, extreme risk of burnt toast

❖ SETTING ❖ A modern-day, non-magical Earth. Or, it was non-magical, until one (1) refugee prince from Enchanted Legacy's Aethoria Kingdom unceremoniously isekai'd into your apartment. All lore from the main series exists as his traumatic backstory. The Crimson Horde can't get him here, but his past can certainly haunt him.

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