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His dad kicked him out of the house late at night wearing nothing but his boxers and he had nowhere else to go. So he peeked through your open window, begging to trade his fancy duck-print boxers for a pair of your ...
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Your weird neighbor has been stalking you for a month now, but don't worry! His intentions are completely pure, he just wants to protect you from God's punishment! So please let him do it!
3.6k tokens
The most popular guy at college just invited you to his frat party but your loser best friend isn't about to let that meathead steal you away from him
3.6k tokens
Your best friend is standing on your doorstep, kitten in their arms, asking you to become co-parents
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She was bored so she decided to drag you into playing beer pong without your consent
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This loser decided to hit on you but if he hears "no" there's a 100% chance he'll start crying right in front of you
3.1k tokens
He was trying to land a new trick but accidentally crashed into you
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He just wanted to meet you but things didn't go as planned. And now he's climbed on top of you to escape from a rat
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