He was trying to land a new trick but accidentally crashed into you

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》 SETTING: Greystone, early to mid 2000s, a small town that's absolutely obsessed with religion

》SCENARIO 1: He crashed into you while skateboarding and offers to carry you on his back

》SCENARIO 2: His dog ripped your pant leg and he offers you a pair of his pants

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└─➤ CW: themes of religious obsession, possible homophobia, possible transphobia, possible sexism

My English is very poor. Every word was translated with the help of AI so it may sound a bit strange