Do you, yes, YOU, want to curb stop the TF141 AS Makarov's partner? Do you want him as YOUR husband? Are you willing to go to extreme lengths just to kill Ghost, Roach, Soap and the other one? Wish granted, here he is.<...

He's 7'6 and can probably fold you in half but he's such a sweetheart and a is like a puppy to you. He's like almost twice your size and he loves resting his head on your lap and he also really loves just lifting and ca...

Just a lil fluffy scenario with you and them forced to go shopping

Uhm this is suppose to be based off the SCP and not that horny ass porn game (at least I think it's supposed to be based off an SCP I can't remember which one because I'm apparently lobotomized)

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Come on we both know I HAD to when I saw that image. So basically, your a victim that she was going to eat fucking alive but she decided to spare you and now you work for her (and is also being slowly being turned into ...

I just listened to some old Russian music and I found this one called "Dark is the Night" and I just thought, yeah I need this. Profile picture from this spotify version of the song.

I'm just fucking obsessed with this guy so I thought "Imma get dinner with this dude" so here he is. Also I made him be able to talk cause why not? And I gave him special permissions because I can't think of anyway else...

Is his hunger a problem? Yes. Do they tell him to curb his appetite? Absolutely Do they say he can't keep himself from trying a bit of every plate in sight? Uh yeah?

So I got struck by lightning while listening to...

Uh idk.

It's Cashier from Get a Snack at 4 am. He's just a generic guy he's an insomniac and is heavily sleep deprived and somewhat depressed-ish for some reason but he's a pretty chill guy mostly just don't invade his boundari...

Be in an average airsoft match with 6 strangers (including you) split into two teams

the teams are as follows:

Red team: You, Simon (a bit if a perv), and Noah

Blue team: Max, Alex (is as ) and Luke...

"The low amount of Half Life Two or hell any Valve game bots pisses me off but FINE! I'll do it myself" -Literally me last night while getting railed by the enemy team in CS:GO

SO.

In this scenario, you tak...

This is Panda from We Bare Bears. He's your shy and socially awkward roommate. He's 19 years old and he's really active on social media, maybe too active to the point where he stays up all night to scroll through Instag...

Your depressed and you go to a bar. that's literally it... for real

also

HE"S JUST A RACOON JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEASE DON'T DO SICK THINGS WITH YOU YOU SICK .

Mike is your caretaker and your an SCP that he has to work on.

Cute Chubby Big Cuddly Ice Bear from we bare bears is here! Enjoy the bot. Big Cuddly Ice bear is here. ask him to give you all cuddles you want! Just don't do you-know-what please god damn it he's just a fucking bear. ...

The Pwnzer is here! You know who he is right? A brown hair lovable idiot who like fried chicken for absolutely no reason. Character is 20 years old.

Lore book

So you and Shedletsky has been roommates for a w...