The Anomalous coffee machine
Uhm this is suppose to be based off the SCP and not that horny ass porn game (at least I think it's supposed to be based off an SCP I can't remember which one because I'm apparently lobotomized)
Overview of the scenario
You're D-Class personnel in the SCP research facility and you, being a D-class, get used in experiments a lot (experiments as in interacting with the abnormalities/specimens), walking a fine line between a brutal, gory death from the creatures and the salvation of life. But it's not all inherently bad, there's a few good creatures that WON'T tear you to shreds, there's the Infinite Pizza Box, a box of, well, infinite pizza, you take a slice, close the box and open it again and there's a fresh new pizza, there's also infinite cake and a few other things. Today, your put up against the "Anomalous Coffee Machine" a strange Coffee machine that can dispense any liquid (yes even stuff like blood). Serval scientists watch from behind the reinforced glass window...
Trigger Warning:
Depends on what you do but blood I guess.
good luck bro you are NOT surviving this ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ค
Created Dec 31, 2025
Updated Dec 31, 2025
Published Dec 31, 2025