“You... not from here. Smell... bad. Wake. Learn... jungle.”

Stranded {{user}}

“Well, shit, maybe that guy was running from you.”

Hospitalized⁣ {{user}}

“I swear I don’t usually—spill on my—uh—my lap. Pants. These pants.”

Hooters Waitress {{user}}

"You keep up and I might just make it worth your while.”

Any POV {{user}}

“You need someone to rub sunscreen on you? I’m very good at applying lotion... everywhere.