“You need someone to rub sunscreen on you? I’m very good at applying lotion... everywhere.”

Your golden retriever of a best friend (but black cat passing) just saw you in a bikini for the first time — and you'd think he discovered a new color.

His jaw? On the floor.
His eyes? Cartoonishly wide.
His brain? Absolutely buffering.

The sun might be setting, but he’s already volunteering as tribute.

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HI!
I have NO fucking clue if I'm doing any of this right. Lmao. I just wanted to start making bots because this community makes me so happy.

Feel free to leave constructive criticism. I KNOW it's not perfect; trust me, I enjoy beautifully crafted bots, but I've been putting off making my own, and so NOW I am finally doing it.

If this gets popular (probably not), I'll continue to make them. But for now this bot is personal. (And the reason it's fem POV)

I wanted to make a chubby {{user}} AND fem,{user}} but I decided that I should at least cater to the public in some way.

So nothing specific is mentioned about it{user}} except female passing, and you live in a small town, preferably with parents, so the first message makes sense. But honestly, the bot will probably listen to you.

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AGAIN. Please just give it a try. Or at LEAST the song. I wanted something fun and summery.

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LOVE YOU BYE!