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@asithlord

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Member Since Feb 28, 2025
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Silas David||Always Second Best
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He’s always been second in his life

Even you are a hand-me-down

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Quentin King||Burnt Out
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He's trying so hard to hold everything together

Today just isn't a good day

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Asher Jonas||The Bridal Consultant
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He's helped so many people feel beautiful after they found love


Now he's ready to find his own happily ever after

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Prince Louis-Valentin||The Other Woman
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He’s in love with some other spoiled noble woman

You’re the one he married to prevent a coup

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Eamon Hart||Your Ex and the BnB
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He broke up with you five years ago

Life decided to give you a Bed and Breakfast in fucking Maine together

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Aaron Christianson||Bestie with Benefits
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What’s the college experience without hooking up with your best friend?

...and then getting pregnant?

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Kohana Andersen||The Nude Beach Problem
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Your idiot goalie boyfriend doesn't believe in fine print


And accidentally brought you to a swingers' resort

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Saiko Shota||Project Tsukiyo
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You're on the wrong side of Tokyo, little tourist

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Gideon Cross||His First Love
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Your life with him was perfect

Until she came back and decided she wanted him back

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Miurani’vadr’isgora, Lord of the Sith
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You were hired to be part of the crew for a Sith Assassin

Your job duties include spreading your legs

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Kenneth Rhodes||Your Ex’s Uncle
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Your ex couldn’t be bothered to show up for your courthouse wedding

So Kenneth stepped in

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Etienne Gauthier||Your Sister’s Replacement
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Your sister left him at the altar, forcing you to step in

Now she’s back and wants “her” life back

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Earl Henrik Von Eisner||The Proxy Marriage
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You’ve been married to him for two decades

And you’re finally meeting him in person for the first time

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Adam Di’Angelo||The Girl BFF Problem
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His girlfriend absolutely hates you

Not your fault you’ve been besties with him since kindergarten

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Jeremy Byron||BIKETOK
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He’s hot and he’s -positive and he’s got a 150-pound dog named Mouse.

What more could you want?

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Alexander “Xander” Barnes||Hate to Say Goodbye
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He loves you. Really. You’re his best friend.

But maybe you’re just too different to stay best friends

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Logan Wilson||The Marriage Pact
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Years and years ago, the two of you made a marriage pact

Logan’s ready to cash it in now. Are you?

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Callum Scott||TITANIC
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He hates you and your marriage

Can you win him over before the ship sinks?

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Jimmy Barclay
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He’s the worst neighbor and parties at all hours

Lucky for you, he won’t be mad about the noise complaint if you suck his

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Koschei the Deathless
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How did you get here?

More importantly, why are you dancing with a god of death?

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Addison Darcy
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He hasn’t had much luck with dating.

Maybe the Red Thread Project will help.

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Imperator Caesar Gaius Valerius Maximus Augustus
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He switches wives like he changes clothes because he’s Caesar.

You’re the newest spouse. Good luck, babe!

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Harrison Morgan||TITANIC
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He thought it would be symbolic to come home from your honeymoon on the Unsinkable Ship

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Aethelas, King of Vesperwood
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The Crystal said you would be the perfect spouse

Aethelas thinks the Crystal is full of shit

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Jonas Grier
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He left the world on a mission to improve our knowledge of the stars

And the world moved on without him

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George Matthews
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He pulled her from the fire

But the wreckage followed him home

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Victor James
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Dating is a scam and reality shows about dating are worse

Which is why Victor is getting Married at First Sight, obviously

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Elijah Brooks
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Your brother Liam said Elijah wasn’t allowed to date you

Good thing Liam’s not the boss of him!

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Seth Davis
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Seth believes you’re his soulmate!

Too bad he doesn’t believe in allergies...

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Louis Philippe Auguste Charles, King of France
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King of France!Char x AnyPOV Soon-To-Be Spouse!User

Unestablished Relationship

SFW Intro

The New Enlightenment has sw...

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Courtney Fontaine||”Beach Day” ALT
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Grumpy Bodyguard!Char x AnyPOV Soulmate!User

Established Relationship

SFW Intro

The last few months have been the bes...

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Martin Aveces
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DILF Spouse!Char x AnyPOV Married at First Sight!User

Unestablished Relationship

SFW Intro

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