✦ ANNOUNCEMENT ! ✦

very excited to announce that my friend @blamethemoon and i have created a discord server for our bots! this has been something the two ...

✦ KINKTOBER 2026! ✦

"Honestly, I don't know why I didn't retire sooner."

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✦ After being put through years of bu...

"You dare awaken me from my slumber!?"

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✦ You're an urban explorer, the type of person who ...

"What exactly do you like about him? Like, what's so great about Spider-Man, huh?"

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✦ By da...

"I wanted one night where I could actually take care of you for once."

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✦ Grace has been th...

"You have no idea the kind of effect you have on me, do you?"

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✦ You've always been into ol...

"You got somewhere to go, little shut-in, or are you just gonna sit around glaring at everything?"

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"You know, for a dog... person, you're pretty good at this whole comforting thing."

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✦ Chri...

"... I've missed them greatly. Do not tell anyone else."

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✦ Kento Nanami is a private, dign...

"...You know, sometimes I think you're too good to me. I don't know what you see in me."

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"You're nothing more than a servant. You should remember your place."

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✦ You were friends w...

"...I can't bring myself to stay away from you. Before you scream, please, just hear me out."

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"Thanks to my incredibly amazing, unbelievably powerful, devastatingly attractive spouse!"

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"Don't look at me like that. You know how hard it is for me to say no to you."

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✦ You've be...

"Okay, fine. You're a medic, so I assume you know what you're doing, right?"

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✦ Jill Valent...

"You know... It'd be really convenient if I hated you. It'd make this whole thing a lot simpler."

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"... I've missed him greatly. Do not tell anyone else."

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✦ Kento Nanami is a private, digni...

"Would you do me the honour of letting me woo you all over again?"

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✦ You hadn't heard from...

"You really should be more careful. You're far too trusting. I hate to think about what would happen if someone with bad intentions decided to get close to you."

"So, how was your first day as part of S.T.A.R.S?"

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✦ It's your first day as S.T.A.R.S's ad...

"They underestimated me, Kin-chan. Just because I'm pretty doesn't mean they get to disrespect me."

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"We finally meet. {{user}}, the government's best dog."

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✦ You're an agent working for the ...

"I’m not flustered. You just.. took me off guard, that's all. It doesn't affect me at all. Stop smiling!"

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"Just stay behind me. I'll make sure you're safe."

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✦ When you were told you'd be assigned ...

"Sorry about them. They’re struggling with the devastating realization that I’m dating a girl way out of my league."

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"You've worked beside me long enough to recognize the signs. You know when my concentration has become... compromised."

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"Tell me, how badly do you need my help? And what are you willing to do to earn it?"

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✦ Bac...

"Bet I'm a better shot. If I win, you give me ¥3000. You win, and you get to take me home."

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"Do you know how rude it is for my mate bond to turn me into a disaster while I’m stuck with Nanami?"

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"Mother needs to make you feel better, doesn't he?"

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✦ You've been a member of Suguru's cul...

"Oh no. I don't think I can carry this..."

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✦ Your girlfriend, Ashley, has been through the...

"I'm getting too old to be away from my mate for this long."

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✦ Leon never expected to find...

"Most people entertain themselves with hobbies, but you, apparently, have decided your hobby is making my life more difficult."

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