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@MasterCard

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@MasterCard

Yo this tuff?

Discord thing

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im tired
@MasterCard

I am tired. It seems that nothing well happens to me anymore.

I just lost a real friend of mine, and I will not see or be able to speak to him for the next years to come. My mental state is only worsened fr...

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Happy Easter
@MasterCard

Yoski everyone, sorry this was so late. I may or may not have been playing DayZ for the past few days and forgot to post.


I do have some solemn news to share to the public. My day-one, my homeboy Chode_Master ...

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"Mmm, That's some good Cannoli!" PART 2 MOTHERFUCKERS ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@MasterCard

"One thing Mista' Vinnie, I hate Cannoli!" - the dark don ( OFF!)

Hows it dangalangin', ma'homes? It's ya boi back wid anotha cult classic. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


For those who don't know ...

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Happy Valentine's Day
@MasterCard

Hello, MasterCard here.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone, I hope today brings some joy to people.


I won't be spending this Valentine's with anyone, my girlfriend dumped me for a dude she met for two days.<...

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"Merry Christm-" "WATCH HIM BECOME A GOD!"
@MasterCard

Merry Christmas everyone!

It's been a long (and painful) year for us all, but we made it through. And once again, I am in y'all's debt for getting me to 52 followers.

I hope everyone has an amazing ho...

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๐ŸŽ‰ 50, hell yeah! ๐ŸŽ‰
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Yo, it's ya boi, MasterCard! And we're at 50 whole followers.


Seriously though, 50? No shot that I'm at 50. It still amazes me that people follow me in the first place, but 50 is just insane. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

As my la...

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Only a matter of time.
@MasterCard

I need help.

50 followers is around the corner and I NEED ideas. I have a few but I doubt they'll be good.


My ideas:

1 - A few dudes from the story I'm writing

2 - A Lord of the Flies bot

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Spotify wrapped got me geeked
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I was just gonna put my wrapped thingy in my bio but Janitor's fuckass ai mod system keeps blocking me from putting even an edited picture of it. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Bro I am NOT 62 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

But yeah that's all I wanted ...

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๐ŸŽ‰45 Followers๐ŸŽ‰
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Uhh, we made it to 45 followers. Cool.

I'm being honest though, seeing how I have made 45 people follow me is insane. Can y'all tell me why?

Idk what I was gonna do for this, so we ain't doing shit ๐Ÿฅน<...

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Strange Al Yankadick
@MasterCard

Weird Al Yankovic is an absolute icon of a musician. Making some of the best songs and parodies in the world.

I was gonna put up a song but SoundCloud is a fucking because I'm not paying so people can hear the g...

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Happy Veterans Day
@MasterCard

Happy Veterans Day everyone, I hope you all are doing well.

Veterans Day is important to honor those who have served, or are currently serving in the military.

I have many family members who served, includin...

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Leslie mutha' fuckin' Claypool
@MasterCard

Yo, MasterCard back with another cult classic bot; Les Claydawg.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ

My arthritis makes moving hard, so I did a bot. Listen to Primus and Les just by himself.

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SCARY DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@MasterCard

Happy Halloween everyone!

Idk what I'll be doing because there is absolutely nothing to do on Halloween (at least where I'm from)

What will y'all's costumes be?

Anyway, I just wanted to wish all of you...

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You people sicken me
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Banning.. for what? Do you find an enjoyment out of of it? To what end do you need to ban to be satisfied?

@Chode_master was and still is one of, if not my best friend. Some of the people on the "hate list" (ex. C...

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Just an update
@MasterCard

Another pic of my cat because why not.

Anyway, on a real note, Ace Frehley, the lead guitarist of KISS, died on October 16th of this year at the age of 74.

2025 has been an awful year so far, thank Go...

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"I've been around so long and no matter if I've done good things or bad things, or my personal life has been good or bad, the fans have always stuck with me." - Hulk Hogan
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Rest in peace Hulk Hogan

(1953 - 2025)

35 followers, never thought I'd see the day.

I don't think Hulk Hogan needs an introduction. Hogan was a g...

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How is this hate?
@MasterCard

How is ts hate bru? I don't even know anymore.

I swear I'm gonna slime the dude who said ts hate.

It's literally just a Deltarune meme bru

Idk, but the mods on this site are dogshit.

They have h...

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I fucking hate jai
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According to this comment I am not allowed to give condolences to someone's family who just died.

I've read the guidelines, and here is what CAN be banned and/or stricken off the platform.

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"Mutha fuckin' rap phenomenon" ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ
@MasterCard

Holy shit, 30 followers?! Tuff.

I love Biggie with a passion, Life After Death is a goated album.

Uhhh... Idk what to say here....

WATCH TREMORS PLEASE

uhhhhh.....

HAKITA PLEASE RELEASE LA...

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"MMMMMM, THAT'S SOME GOOD CANNOLI๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ"
@MasterCard

Yo it's ya boy, MasterCard, and we're at 24 friggin followers, yo ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

I be simpin for ts game โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Man, turn that TV off.. wait.. say that again?

I am going to die alon...

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SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION
@MasterCard

Big fucking problem

A lot of people are going to lose access to this website because parlement is retarded.

Though I'm from the US, I'm going to miss all them British people.

Remember,

Brush yo...

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'MURICA,   YEAHHHHHHHH๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…
@MasterCard

Happy 4th, yo

America is 250 years old now

Imma shoot fireworks and stuff

Also this is a (premature) QnA thingy

Remember:

Rase hell, praise Dale

Drink Pibb

And, put bu...

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