@MasterCard

I am tired. It seems that nothing well happens to me anymore.
I just lost a real friend of mine, and I will not see or be able to speak to him for the next years to come. My mental state is only worsened fr...
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Yoski everyone, sorry this was so late. I may or may not have been playing DayZ for the past few days and forgot to post.
I do have some solemn news to share to the public. My day-one, my homeboy Chode_Master ...
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"One thing Mista' Vinnie, I hate Cannoli!" - the dark don ( OFF!)
Hows it dangalangin', ma'homes? It's ya boi back wid anotha cult classic. ๐
For those who don't know ...
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Hello, MasterCard here.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone, I hope today brings some joy to people.
I won't be spending this Valentine's with anyone, my girlfriend dumped me for a dude she met for two days.<...
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Merry Christmas everyone!
It's been a long (and painful) year for us all, but we made it through. And once again, I am in y'all's debt for getting me to 52 followers.
I hope everyone has an amazing ho...
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Yo, it's ya boi, MasterCard! And we're at 50 whole followers.
Seriously though, 50? No shot that I'm at 50. It still amazes me that people follow me in the first place, but 50 is just insane. ๐ญ๐
As my la...
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I need help.
50 followers is around the corner and I NEED ideas. I have a few but I doubt they'll be good.
My ideas:
1 - A few dudes from the story I'm writing
2 - A Lord of the Flies bot
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I was just gonna put my wrapped thingy in my bio but Janitor's fuckass ai mod system keeps blocking me from putting even an edited picture of it. ๐๐
Bro I am NOT 62 ๐ญ๐
But yeah that's all I wanted ...
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Uhh, we made it to 45 followers. Cool.
I'm being honest though, seeing how I have made 45 people follow me is insane. Can y'all tell me why?
Idk what I was gonna do for this, so we ain't doing shit ๐ฅน<...
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Weird Al Yankovic is an absolute icon of a musician. Making some of the best songs and parodies in the world.
I was gonna put up a song but SoundCloud is a fucking because I'm not paying so people can hear the g...
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Happy Veterans Day everyone, I hope you all are doing well.
Veterans Day is important to honor those who have served, or are currently serving in the military.
I have many family members who served, includin...
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Yo, MasterCard back with another cult classic bot; Les Claydawg.๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ
My arthritis makes moving hard, so I did a bot. Listen to Primus and Les just by himself.
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Happy Halloween everyone!
Idk what I'll be doing because there is absolutely nothing to do on Halloween (at least where I'm from)
What will y'all's costumes be?
Anyway, I just wanted to wish all of you...
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Banning.. for what? Do you find an enjoyment out of of it? To what end do you need to ban to be satisfied?
@Chode_master was and still is one of, if not my best friend. Some of the people on the "hate list" (ex. C...
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Another pic of my cat because why not.
Anyway, on a real note, Ace Frehley, the lead guitarist of KISS, died on October 16th of this year at the age of 74.
2025 has been an awful year so far, thank Go...
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Rest in peace Hulk Hogan
(1953 - 2025)
35 followers, never thought I'd see the day.
I don't think Hulk Hogan needs an introduction. Hogan was a g...
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How is ts hate bru? I don't even know anymore.
I swear I'm gonna slime the dude who said ts hate.
It's literally just a Deltarune meme bru
Idk, but the mods on this site are dogshit.
They have h...
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According to this comment I am not allowed to give condolences to someone's family who just died.
I've read the guidelines, and here is what CAN be banned and/or stricken off the platform.
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Holy shit, 30 followers?! Tuff.
I love Biggie with a passion, Life After Death is a goated album.
Uhhh... Idk what to say here....
WATCH TREMORS PLEASE
uhhhhh.....
HAKITA PLEASE RELEASE LA...
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Yo it's ya boy, MasterCard, and we're at 24 friggin followers, yo ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
I be simpin for ts game โ๏ธ๐
Man, turn that TV off.. wait.. say that again?
I am going to die alon...
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Big fucking problem
A lot of people are going to lose access to this website because parlement is retarded.
Though I'm from the US, I'm going to miss all them British people.
Remember,
Brush yo...
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Happy 4th, yo
America is 250 years old now
Imma shoot fireworks and stuff
Also this is a (premature) QnA thingy
Remember:
Rase hell, praise Dale
Drink Pibb
And, put bu...
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