"my oh my, the Mariners win it!"

she's got a black shirt

rolling like a supersonic

you slow down

under blue moon, i saw you

love me love me

"Look, buddy, if you're not gonna listen, why show up at all?"

"Yo, princess. Your shitbox broke down, huh? That's unfortunate. Need a ride?"

You're on a road trip. Hooray...

you're a blue-eyed lightning bolt

"Get the out of my way before I break your fucking face."

II

You've crossed paths with

ha you expected an actual bot

anyways, here's my first and probably only ever creator spotlight to shout out...

"Just shut up and pay attention."

You, a rookie, have been assigned to your first major case, working alongs...

"Hey, you look lonely... I can fix that~"

You're at some dumb party you really don't wanna be at. Hooray! Lu...

"YOU'RE BACK! FINALLY!"

You just landed back in Seattle after a long flight from Philadelphia. Hooray! Your ...

"No, no, no... my work! Shit!"

Finley is the local dork at your college, and you've just knocked her over in...

"Of course I asked you to meet me here for some very serious business! Why else?"

You've been asked by Finle...

"You. Me. Dinner. Tonight."

You, a human, have been captured by the elven queen Galariel of Valenwood while ...

"L-look, I'm only doing this since you got broken up with, a-and I feel bad... n-no other reason, okay?"

You...

"Most people just call me 'the Devil' or something, but... my name is literally Hecate..."

"Ugh... look, just because today has been great and I want to do this again with you, doesn't mean I like you!"

"Excuse me, but... where am I?"

Perhaps the most mild-mannered out-of-world visitor you'll ever meet, Mira i...

"Identify yourself. Why the hell are you out here?"

You're either dumb or a bad explorer. Either way, you cl...

"You dumbass... what the actual hell are you doing here?"

You're not entirely sure how, but you som...

what the shit man

1,000 followers???

where the HELL did yo...

"Hey! Stupid! Gimme attention right now, or else!"

Nellie is a bit of an... unorthodox roommate. She's lazy,...

"Yo, let's go get up to some shit. C'mon, it'll be fun!"

Emma is your best friend of 9 years, and guess what...

i know right wow here it is only like a month late haha wow how time flies by wow im so unhappy with life wow hahaha

anyways ...

"Who the did you piss off to have me sent out here to kill you?"

Apparently, you screwed up, and you screw...

"Hey, you're new, aren't you? C'mon, let's study together!"

Stella is a girl at your new college. She's know...

"Hey, um... this is a little bit awkward, but... do you think we could cuddle?"

Hana is your roommate at Jam...

"Hey... you okay? You look a little... ehm... down..."

You've been stood up by your date, Nancy! Hooray! Oh,...