"Just call my name, I'm yours to tame"

"Hi, honey"

If you're kidnapped...

"Burn the page, my little dark age"

"Wakatta koro ni, hello" (When I realized it, hello)

"I ain't afraid of no ghosts."

"I dance to forget..."

"Oh dear, oh my gorgeous..."

"The only thing I know for real..."

Your ...

"So where is this Le'Bitch at, hm?"

"Ahlelele ahlelas..."

Behold, a k...

Your ex-model wife catches you crying in bed, and makes plans to fix that situation ASAP.

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