"I know I told you no more than three drinks... but its a tuesday night...cmon!"

"Don't care if it's forbidden, don't care if I'm forgiven, I JUST want y...

"Why do you want to mean so much to someone like me?"

M!PowerbottomJock{...

"Elizabeth Taylor had 8 weddings and she still wouldnt have struggled as much as I did for one"

"I've known you for the better part of my life, yet all that time aren't enough for clarity"

"Do you come with the car haha? (in a non creepy way)"

"I shall consider it the greatest blessings that my duties often entail what my heart yearns to do."

"There is nothing more I could ask of you, than just you"

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"shut up and drink your milk"

M!StateOfficial{{char}} x M!Any{{user}}

"My face during the day is covered in soot, and at nights, in face powder"

"but babe...I was about to hop on the game, can't I do the dishes tomorrow?"

"they should make this the standard cookie shape"

M!GoofyBf{{char}} x AN...

“Wow you are pretty good at flipping pancakes, how bout you flip me next?”

“I need you... not for pleasure, but for purpose”

“The pre heated oven ain’t the only hot thing here... did you get it? I meant you.”

Tal...

“I would assume you are flirting with me but I have no idea what any of those words mean”

“Men do eat in restaurants..... I could be your cousin.”

“Don’t take any of this shit seriously man, I don’t love you”

“Women who can’t make their husbands happy should sleep with one eye open, plenty of men ready to fill in your place”

“Having on a yacht is actually good for you, I read it somewhere”

“No one matters to me as much you do, I swear on his holy soul, no one”

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“He punched me and it felt like a kiss from an angel”