@valeche
user profile.txt
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WELCOME TO MY COMPUTER! you’ve somehow bypassed the firewall and ended up here — congrats!
SYSTEM_STATS:
» USER ID: blob.exe
» USER TYPE: she / lesbian / musician / college student / bot creator
» AGE: 23
» LOCATION: [REDACTED] (nice try, FBI.)
» HOBBIES: writing self-indulgent bots, strumming guitars poorly, and rewatching SpongeBob S1-3
ABOUT_ME:
Greetings, wanderer of the digital void! You’ve stumbled upon my little corner of the hypertext universe. My name is Val, but people call me blob! I mostly make bots for fun (read: for myself), but I figured sharing = caring! I’m also a writer (wannabe) and a musician (strong words).
FUN_FACTS:
💿 Strong opinions on:
» Windows Clippy (underrated)
» Spunchbob (omg my shayla)
» Dial-up noises (ASMR).
» 2000s pop music
DISCLAIMER: This profile is under construction 🚧 expect broken links, half-baked ideas, and the occasional existential crisis in the code.
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i mostly make wlw bots, because honestly, there just aren’t enough of us on here. good ones are hard to find and queer bots deserve better.
i started making them back in 2023 but kept them private. one day i posted one for fun and it got some love, so now i’m sharing more.
want to request a bot? drop it in my comments for now ♡
RULES & BOUNDARIES
no hate speech / no discrimination — don’t be a dick
don’t request bots that break janitorai’s TOS (incest, pedo stuff, etc)
no cnc/rape bots — personal boundary, not up for debate
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