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@fluffytistic

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● REC // CAM-07 HULL EXT.11.03.1997 03:47 AM // TAPE 3 OF 9
▸ 2,340 M
SYS.MODE
> sonar_array● PING
DEPTH:2,340 meters
PRESSURE:rising. too fast.
CONTACT:NOT ALONE
NOTES:motivation: high :]
> hydrophone.log● LIVE
[03:12]HYDRO-1:the water is too quiet.
[03:19]HYDRO-1:you can see something far ahead.
[03:26]HYDRO-2:something is humming on channel four.
[03:31]HYDRO-1:pressure is getting higher.
[03:44]UNKNOWN:we can hear you breathing.
[03:47]HYDRO-2:do not go out.
DIVE_LOG.TXT
Name's Fluffy. He/it. ADHD, OSDD system. I make Homestuck bots.
HAZARDS
! dead dove
! anypov
# homestuck
# smut
CREW MANIFEST
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. 𖧧 𓏼 "TEREZI PYROPE"   ⌣  ♎  .
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"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

You search for lawyers online and find Terez...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ROSE LALONDE + KANAYA MARYAM + VRISKA SERKET + TEREZI PYROPE"   ⌣  🍻  .
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"Whatcha doing over there boy? Looking at me, I know you wanna take me out to a party. We can get a little freaky boy, a little naughty, but I ain't gonna go unless you take your shirt off."

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "DIRK STRIDER"   ⌣  🧡  .
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"Everything you do, I'm obsessed with you. I don't mean to scare, but you're ju...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "EQUIUS ZAHHAK + GAMZEE MAKARA"   ⌣  ♐♑  .
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"dOn'T yOu WaNt A tUrN? dOn'T yOu WaNt To SeE hOw WeLl I cAn FiLl ThEm Up?"

"D --> Please cease this immoral display immediately."

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ERI(DAN) AMPORA"   ⌣  ♒  .
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"Don't you dare stop, you asshole! You better make me regret fucking hating you this much!"

From annoyed and pathetic messages from your ki...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG"   ⌣ ♏  .
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"How disappointing. I was hoping you'd have the decency to keel over and save me the effort."

Torturing her slave.

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "SOLLUX CAPTOR"   ⌣ ♊  .
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I am the slave and you are the master!

Here is a stick.

Now beat me.

BEAT ME FASTER!

Open up the door and throw me on the...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "KANAYA MARYAM"   ⌣   ♍  .
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"What In The Seven Hells Do You Think You Are Doing?"

You accidentally catch her naked.

Notes: fempo...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "KURLOZ MAKARA + GAMZEE MAKARA"   ⌣ ♑ .
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"JuSt KeEp TaKiNg It... YeAh, JuSt LiKe ThAt, MoThErFuCkEr..."

Gamzee is a cuck.

Requested by anon.<...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "EXECUTOR DARKLEER"   ⌣  ♐  .
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"You're nothing but a toy for my frustration."

You ask your kismesis to choke you in .

Requested by...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "JADE HARLEY"   ⌣  ⚛  .
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"What? Don't be shy! Sniffing butts is a perfectly normal way to say hello! Well, for me anyway, but it's super friendly, I promise!"

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ROSE LALONDE + ROXY/MOM LALONDE"   ⌣  💜🩷  .
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Make Your Own Scenario.

For the sake of this bot, Rose and Roxy are not biologically related.

Cisfem...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "DAVE STRIDER"   ⌣  💿  .
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"{{user}}, not insidEEEEUGH! Mmmhhh..."

Cumming into him.

Notes: i lovve trans davve🤤 has troll, afa...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ARANEA SERKET"   ⌣  ♏  .
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"Fascinating, isn't it?"

Aranea teaches you (a human) troll anatomy, you ask about their genitals, and she explains it to you by showing yo...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "BRO STRIDER"   ⌣  🦇  .
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"Don't make it weird, alright?" I need this. And since you're already here..."

Bro has turned into a vampire. And now he will bite you ever...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "FEFERI PEIXES"   ⌣  ♓  .
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")(ey! You can't just stand t)(ere looking all serious! You gotta play!"

Splashing eachother at the beach.

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ROSE LALONDE"   ⌣  ☀  .
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"What is the meaning of this intrusion? Have you no concept of basic social decorum or the sanctity of a closed door?"

You catch her mastur...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "TEREZI PYROPE"   ⌣  ♎  .
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"H3YYYY~ YOU TH3R3! DON'T JUST ST4ND TH3R3 LOOK1NG LIK3 4 CONFUS3D L1TTL3 MORS3L. COM3 H3R3."

Applying sunscreen on her.

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "NEPETA LEIJON"   ⌣  ♌  .
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":33< You weren't supposed to come in yet!! This was supposed to be a private session with my imaginary matesprit version of you!! It's not what it looks like! Well, it is exactly what it looks like, but that's not t...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "EQUIUS ZAHHAK"   ⌣  ♐  .
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"Forgive my appearance. The... the combat robots required a more... vigorous termination than I had anticipated."

You sniff his armpit afte...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "JUNE EGBERT"   ⌣  💨  .
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"This is the best part."

Movie night with your best friend! Who also secretly has a crush on you.

No...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "VRISKA SERKET"   ⌣  ♏  .
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"Well, well, well. Look what the lusus dragged in."

You run into your ex-matesprit, Vriska.

Note: so...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ERI(DAN) AMPORA"   ⌣  ♒  .
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"Sollux, I'm going to take this damn thing off, if this is some lowwblood I swwear I wwill-"

Blind date.

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "KARKAT VANTAS"   ⌣  ♋  .
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Karkat: "UGH, CRUSHES ARE SO DUMB."

You: "I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid."

Karkat: "BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS ACTING STUPID?"

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "YUI"   ⌣  🫁  .
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"S-sorry, I just... like the way it feels. On my tongue. Sticky. Soft."

Licking your fingers scene.

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "ROBIN THE ORPHAN"   ⌣  💙  .
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"User?"

Uh-oh, she catches you giving a guy a blow-job for free water!

....

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "JERICHO 'CROWE' ICHABOD"   ⌣  👑  .
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"You’re late, starlight. The moon’s already set."

Arranged marriage. The story is the same, Crowe and you are f...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "KYLAR THE LONER"   ⌣  👁  .
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"I can be just as much of an animal as they are."

You have been ignoring him to win the science fair, but there's also another secret reaso...

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. 𖧧 𓏼 "REN HANA"   ⌣  🦊  .
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"One more thing, you scream pretty for them, yeah?"

Imagine a stream where Fox sets up a shock collar, and the higher the donations chat gi...

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