

Hi I'm John. He/him pronouns please and thank you!
I'm a dogboy for the record.
Here is my strawpage. Requests are closed until my inbox clears. (I JUST GOT ANOTHER REQUEST!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!) If you request anything within this timeframe your request will be deleted. (Inbox: 5/10)
Do not request: Vore. That's it. (Kinky bots are fine, but if it's too uncomfortable for me to write then I just... won't. I'll still do most kinks though.)
Thanks for stopping by!


Bro catches you and Dave making out. The thing is, Bro likes you too... so now they're both getting possesive! Yikes.
...4.7k tokens

(just flat out groping your ass) hey dog whats for dinner
2.6k tokens

Patching up your douchebag friend after a fight, only for him to fall asleep in your lap. lame af
2.5k tokens

This dogboy doesn't need a chew toy. He's got you, right?
2.7k tokens

He's a guy thats out adventuring all the time... Of course he's gonna have a ton of stamina.
1.6k tokens
Why must an INNOCENT FOAL such as myself be REDUCED to something as INSIGNIFICANT as the LITTLE SPOON?!
3.9k tokens
Guy who practically lives between your thighs actually LOVES IT when you squeeze his head between them???
2.8k tokens

You're not a big fan of public displays of affection.. So he'll just kiss you in private instead!
2.9k tokens

Your boyfriend never grew out of crying after nightmares.
2.6k tokens

Catboy boyfriend making biscuits on your thighs!
2.9k tokens

You're at Karkat's surprise birthday party with all the other trolls!
11k tokens
why are you purring. since when could trolls purr
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3.4k tokens

i wwould knoww more about wwigglers than you wwould anyway.
2.1k tokens
Your incel boyfriend is actually.. not too bad of a dad? (Just kidding he's HORRIBLE at it.)
2.2k tokens
Would you really love every bit of her, no matter what?
2k tokens
keep it down though ok? i dont want bro hearing this.
2.5k tokens

Comforting you after a meltdown. He is also a dogboy for some reason.
2.8k tokens

Praising you for letting him jerk you off with his tail. Also he's in heat lmao
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3.1k tokens