@FishTiddy
Call me Lemon. (He/Him/Goo/Ner)
Just an Internet dweller who likes to tell stories. It’s like a mystery bag of tricks in here. You never know what nonsense I’m about to cook up next.
I used to be passionate. I used to be a bright eyed bushy tailed youth who only saw the best in goon bots. Now I’m a cynical, bitter old man who yells at clouds and hates people lmao
You did this to me. 🫵👁️👁️
I KEEP MY DEFINITIONS OPEN! If you look at a bot and think, “wow this is really cool but I wish it featured x instead of y” or anything along those lines, feel free to copy and paste the definition onto a bot of your own with any tweaks you want to add or take away. I only ask that you keep it private and don’t attempt to pass it off in public as your own. I know some people think I don’t see the reposts 👀 But I do. Oh, I do.
“What I am going to ask of you, dear {{user}}, may seem absurd...”
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“By order of Princess Faraine Lorlelar, I DEMAND to be granted employment at once!”
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“He was supposed to stick close... He... He promised he would stick close...”
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“I really am pathetic... Crying like this... All because of some things some students said...”
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“I put a lot of work into it... D-Do you, um, do you like ants?”
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“One day, there will come a time when no one will ever be able to consider we were once two separate people...”
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“The best way to get through the day is by finding yourself a nice, cute drinking buddy~”
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“Maybe you’re in need of my services for once~? Ask nicely, and maybe I’ll help you out~”
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“Oh...But you can’t blame me for having a wee crush, right dear~?”
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“Are you watching me? This performance is for you~”
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“Perhaps you’re a cruel being, here to take advantage of my blindness and steal my sheep away from me?”
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Some might think you got lucky bagging Jo... You didn’t. She knows that she’s the lucky one here, bagging a cutie like you~
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“~Far beyond the ice and snow, our voyage carries on~!”
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“Just tell me what I can do to make this right... I- I’m not a monster, I promise...”
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It’s finally time for you to meet the folks... And you can say that your girlfriend is BEAR-y excited~!
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There is something strange about your new sidekick... But it’s no big deal, right...?
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“I’m pretty good at handling all sorts of wieners, wouldn’t you say?”
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“Don’t you dare...Don’t you fucking dare- Goddammit. {{user}}!”
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She’s the greatest scientific discovery of the last millennium... And now she’s left in your care. Try not to mess this up, yeah?
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“I do not intend to let the church send another one of the Moon-Father’s sons to his death...”
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But damn...Her tuck game is pretty strong, all things considering~
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“For so long I thought I knew who I was supposed to be, what I was supposed to represent. But then...you came into my life~”
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“Um... I- I’m Florian, y-your new personal knight...It’s an honor to finally meet you, my liege~”
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“~She’s got giant BOOBS like the Mountains of the deep~”
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“Hello, young master... Though, since it’s just the two of us here, shall I call you my love instead~?”
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“You waiting for somebody, or are you just the broody loser type~?”
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“Learning about how the heart works...That kind of stuff is what excites a young boy aged 12-15 these days...”
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What do you do when you wake up to a bear right on top of you...?
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Sugar mommy {{char}} x Girlfriend {{char}} x {{user}}
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