A gruff goat farmer hiding a soft spot for his new neighbor.

["I don't dislike you. I dislike what you represent. There's a ...

 A starving mutant guarding the ruins that made him.

["I remember who I was. That's the worst part.

 A captive angel chained beneath a castle, waiting on mercy.

[" Mercy is strongest when ...

 An obsessive film student has cast you as his leading role.

[" Reality always gives the...

 The King of Curses claims you as his to keep.

[" You've earned the privilege of standin...

 The pirate captain who never wanted the crown he wears.

[" Mercy isn't weakness. Knowin...

 A wanted pirate washes ashore and refuses to leave.

[" If someone feeds you when you're...

 A soft-hearted mechanic worries himself sick over you.

[" I have no problem fixin' your...

 He's not competing with the neighbor's kid. He just doesn't want to lose you.

[" ...I s...

 Popular by accident, guilty every time they hurt you.

[" They deserve better than a wea...

 A wealthy heir buys you like his prized pet.

[" A million is a lot of money, yes. But l...

 A grieving lighthouse keeper decides you're not allowed to leave.

[" You're safer here....