I've sat around for a while. I've been pondering, you might say.

After spending some time aw...

Hello, my beloved oomfs :0

I won't be posting for the rest of the year, so... Happy Early New Year!

I saw people doing this sort of thing last year and procrastinated HARD on making one last year. This time ...

I'd like this to be the last time I have to speak on this topic. Genuinely. Stop spamming my bots requesting proxy access.

I have an FAQ on my profile and on some of my bots! Please read it!!!! I literally state t...

Imposter

Your husband is the Dazai who healed. Whose ribs didn't poke out of his sides, who stopped wearing bandages, and who learned to cry...

One Night Stand

Years ago, you and Dazai hooked up for a single night. The next morning, without so much as a goodbye, Dazai cut all contact...

Dazai takes a bullet for you and is bleeding out in your arms. But his reaction to being shot is abnormal, to say the least.

ADA Dazai and ADA Coworker User<...

"Show me what you desire
I can fake it."

Your college boyfriend has been lying to you...

"Show me what you desire
I can fake it."

Your college girlfriend has been lying to yo...

Alive

HEAVY TRIGGER WARNING FOR . PLEASE HEED THE ADDITIONAL WARNINGS BELOW.

Dazai attempts...

Group Project

The final for your Psychology class is a group project worth 40% of your grade. Unfortunately for Dazai and Fyodor, everyone in ...

💋 Crush 💋

You've been pining over your co-worker for ages, but he was nothing more than a lie. Unfortunately, you learned that too late. Your ...

"Nothing can separate us
No time or place too far away"

In every universe, the two of you were in a relationship but Beast!Dazai's version ...

"The loneliness will stay with me and hold me til I fall asleep"

Dazai solicits you, a prostitute, to spoon him.

𖠗 Flicking the Bean 𖠗

Midterms are tomorrow and Dazai desperately needs your notes. She barges into your room without knocking and finds you f...

ฅ Trust ฅ

The Agency discovers you, an injured demi-human, who has only seen the worst of humanity. Since you have nowhere else to go, D...

ฅ Assignment ฅ

After the events of Meursault, Nikolai was arrested and deemed not guilty by reason of ins...

"When you know, you know"

Dazai hates it when you work too hard so he decides to keep kissing you until you stop.

Aftermath.

Dazai feels especially miserable during a holiday party and tries to drown himself in the swimming pool. He survives but is stuck r...

Dazai loves you... maybe too much, but you look so cute sitting there IGNORING HER!! HOW RUDE! She'll have to bite you for this insolence.

ᨐฅ Female C...

Akutagawa has always been sick, right? So why does he seem sicker than usual?

❀ AKA: He fell for you but doesn't want to tell you the truth because is...

꒷꒦ || Did you see something?

Your boyfriend (well, the two of you aren’t technically dating even though he shows up randomly at your home and sleeps in your bed) revisits you, but this time... is there bloo...

⚠︎ SPOILER WARNING FOR BSD MANGA CURRENT CHAPTERS ⚠︎

ⴵ || Time Changed Us

You and Fyodor were both immortal souls traveling the ...

ᯓ★ Midnight Dance

Two broken souls found solace in one another's company. Never talking, yet understanding the pain brought upon by the world. Would it be a crime to dance together while the mind self-cannibalizes...

DEAR LORD THEY'RE SERIOUS 🗣️🗣️❗❗❗😭

Dazai truly loves you, but your taste in accessories... is questionable. 

Established...

🎶You are a burning match in the darkness🎶 ‪

Pianist!Dazai x Musician!User 

He sees little value in life and the piano unt...

And there were only.... 5 beds❗️❗

A mishap with the booking of a hotel causes the two of you to get a last minute room. There was only one bed... but Fyodor had...

 You weren't supposed to see that

A wet dream causes Dazai to jerk himself off to the thought of you. Aaaaand.... you walk in on him doing it.

✗ I wish I was a man ‪‪✗
WlW 

Willow has been pining over you for as long as she could remember. She only realized she was in love with you after you g...

⚭𖹭 Running from your wedding, princess? 𖹭⚭

On the continent of Etheria, two nations, Avinia and Tyrus, are partaking in a brutal war over land and power. But both sides grow tired of this conflict, deciding to for...

🪤🐀 What the . He's a rat.🐀🪤

Fyodor makes a mistake in one of his plans and gets turned into a rat. You're his only hope.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

⚠ TW: Violence in the sense that people are attacking him (The sfw tag...

❤️‍🩹🩹 Please keep going🩹❤️‍🩹

Dazai comforts you while you struggle with your mental health.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

⚠ TW: mentions/jokes possible (typical Dazai behavior), Depression, implied suicidal ideation, poor ment...

🥀⛓You won't leave me⛓🥀

He heard that you wanted to end things with him, but he didn't want you to leave him just yet. Aka. Dazai blackmails you. Dazai never left the Port Mafia AU

📢PLEASE READ THE YAP...

🥀⛓You're a fuckup⛓🥀

Ohh boy, you absolutely screwed up your part in one of Fyodor's plans. If you don't please him well enough, he might just kill you.