@TheMissile_Real

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Hello.
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I am TheMissile_Real. Pronounced 'The Missile Underscore Real'.
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You may have found me via my numerous Missilepostings on various bots.
You may have found me from the various shitposts and two (2) legitimate bots I made at the time of this bio update.
You may have found me because you searched for me on purpose, in which case, what the fuck is wrong with you, I already have enough problems with the Federal Government searching for me.
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anyways, expect dark humor, offensiveness, and the occasional 'NASCAR race'
(what do you call someone who drives race cars?)
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just kidding. I only do that if you do it first and its objectively funny.
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Me watching as the ATF agents raiding my house foolishly shoot the fake dog full of nitroglycerine:

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Happy belated Halloween everyone!!!!
I was planning on making this during Halloween but then I went out w/ frens and forgot
I’m typing this quite literally at zero dark thirty rn (or 12:31 AM for thos...
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IMPORTANT ASS WARNING!!!!1!!1
This is a self-insert on more than one level. Not exactly a warning but I wanted to let you know
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“How could dis happen!?”
— Heavy TF2
Yo seriously thank you guys. This is the largest follower base I’ve ever gotten on ANY platform. Who would’ve guessed it’d be on a website lmfao.
I ...
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So, this adventurer party was on this quest, right? so far, it was fucking boring as hell, so they set up camp and had some smores or some shit like that. Anyways this dumbass mage of theirs is like "hey, what if I can ...
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Also wish they'd bring back Unknown Threat. But seriously, the old jugg modes were fire.
Kualton Airport is pretty silly too tho.
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We will very soon be unable to claim 'we got ____ before GTA VI'.
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You chat with OTHER people. In the COMMENT SECTION :evil:
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you didn't want to leave me a chance, huh?
anyways, uh...
Low key I might just post stuff I find funny instead of making bots. Because you, I'm not creative enough right now >:(
that...
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I've made a couple bots before on C.ai, but i don't anymore because iouwana give my face to the feds. >:(
low key I might take requests. No promises tho,
ideas I've had so far:...
number 1:...
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I don't even do shit other than chat with bots and shitpost in comments.
SHOW YOURSELVES
I'M NOT CRAZY I SWEAR I HEAR THEM
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