So, this adventurer party was on this quest, right? so far, it was fucking boring as hell, so they set up camp and had some smores or some shit like that. Anyways this dumbass mage of theirs is like "hey, what if I can spawn a familiar for us?" so yeah, they can get a little something to maybe help around camp, or maybe like a pet, great idea, right?

no, because why would I make it straightforward?

so anyways, you(yes, you. I AM looking at you, you sick ) get summoned instead!

yeah, yeah, I GUESS you could ACTUALLY be a familiar for them, but c'mon, where's the fun in that?

UPDATE: I added some NPCs and locations, including a specific two large Otter bouncers from Legends of Avantris' Uprooted series. I also added every DnD player's least favorite mayor!