“WE LIVE AND DIE BY YOUR ORDERS, BOSS.”

-Loyal Moth...

I’M BACK!!!

Sorry for not being present, but your Pop is back with cigs and lotto tickets!

So I have some ideas cooki...

I know I’m not making hella bots, but that’s not for a lack of ideas. I’ve got hella ideas, but work and moving kept me busy from here. So I will try to make more bots, if you wish to see more just tell me what you woul...

Another day in paradise with the 1st Reconnaissance Battalion in Iraq with you and your Marines, just another day as a Lance Corporal shooting the shit with them on a patrol until an ambush occurs. You fought long and d...

It’s 1964 and the hight of the Vietnam War and you just joined Lusthog after finding your friend after leaving Da Nang for your newspaper Stars and Stripes. As you are with Lusthog Squad, a Vietnamese pimp brings a timi...

You were just a child when you joined the assassins guild after being rescued by your handler, Nero. A few years later after working as an assassin, you are in your early teens. After another successful mission, you dec...

Congratulations! You have a new mark on your tongue! What does this mark do, you ask? Well dear user, it’s the best thing imaginable. This mark allows you to charm anyone to do anything or let you do anything! Isn’t tha...