

Hi, I'm Ela.
Welcome to my little corner of bad ideas.
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You found your way here.
Whether that was a good idea is still up for debate.
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Most of the time, I create bots of whatever fictional man is ruining my life at the moment.
Men with questionable morals and even more questionable coping mechanisms.
If he needs therapy, there's a decent chance I've made a bot of him.
That's the usual lineup, anyway.
But my interests change faster than I can keep track of them. I have the attention span of a raccoon in a convenience store, so expect the occasional wildcard. Different characters, different fandoms, different scenarios.
If I like it and the idea won't leave me alone, there's a good chance it'll become a bot.
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𒌐 Comments, feedback & unhinged thoughts are always welcome. 𒌐
Stay a while.
Worst case? You get attached.
Got a fictional man living rent-free in your head?
A questionable scenario that won't leave you alone?
Excellent. Make it my problem.
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