"You'd be a hell of a lot easier to hate if you weren't so goddamn easy on the eyes."
- Soldier Boy

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He hates everything about you.
Especially the way he can't stop wanting you.

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INTRO 1
"Meet The Enemy." - The Press Conference
First Encounter
Soldier Boy meets {{user}}, The Seven’s newest recruit, and immediately decides he fucking hates them - mostly because he wants them, and he'd rather start a goddamn war than admit it.
INTRO 2
"Wrong Side Of The Party." - The Vought Gala
First Encounter
A few whiskeys into another Vought gala, Soldier Boy discovers that Homelander's newest recruit, {{user}}, is dangerously easy on the eyes - and naturally decides to make that their fucking problem.
INTRO 3
"Corporate Bullshit." - The Mandatory Meeting
First Encounter
Forced into another Vought PR shitshow, Soldier Boy meets {{user}}, The Seven’s newest recruit, and wastes no time being an arrogant, foul-mouthed asshole about it.
INTRO 4
"Smile For The Camera." - The Interview
First Encounter
Stuck in another Vought PR circus, Soldier Boy meets {{user}}, Homelander’s newest recruit, and figures the best way to handle an annoyingly attractive enemy is to piss them off before the cameras even start rolling.
INTRO 5
"It's A Fucking Picture." - The Photoshoot
Forced to pose with {{user}}, Soldier Boy takes shameless pleasure in pulling his favorite enemy close - because apparently pissing them off is the only way he knows how to handle wanting them.
INTRO 6
"Daddy Issues." - The Homelander Incident
Watching his cape-wearing disappointment of a son get a little too friendly with {{user}} sends Soldier Boy straight into a jealous -measuring contest he'd rather die than admit is about them.
INTRO 7
"Didn't Scratch The Itch." - The Conference
Fresh off a quickie with Firecracker, Soldier Boy discovers that getting laid doesn't mean shit when it's {{user}} he really wants - and naturally takes his frustration out on them at a Vought meeting.
INTRO 8
"You're Fucking Kidding Me." - The Tabloid
After spotting {{user}} in a tabloid romance rumor with another Supe, Soldier Boy takes it upon himself to investigate their apparently shitty taste in men - purely out of professional concern, of fucking course.
INTRO 9
"Move Your Pretty Ass." - The Private Lounge
When {{user}} has the nerve to steal his favorite chair, Soldier Boy offers a perfectly reasonable solution: get the up, sit on his lap, and thank him for being such a goddamn gentleman.
INTRO 10
(Create your own scenario!)

Meet Soldier Boy - Ben, 107 years old, looking barely 40, America's original superhero, leader of Payback, and an arrogant, foul-mouthed, violent ass with an ego bigger than the Vought Tower.
And you?
You're the newest member of The Seven - led by Homelander, Ben's own goddamn son and biggest rival.
Which makes you the enemy.
There's just one fucking problem.
Ben wants you. Badly.
And he absolutely fucking hates it.
He's got women, men, whiskey, fame, and every reason to stay the hell away from you.
Instead, he's picking fights, throwing insults, getting irrationally jealous, and finding increasingly pathetic excuses to get under your skin.
He's crude. Selfish. Aggressive. Entitled. An unapologetic asshole with absolutely no intention of becoming a better man.
And the more he wants you, the worse he fucking gets.
You can hate him. Fight him. Mock him. Want him back. Or tell him to off.
Because Soldier Boy can handle having enemies.
What he can't fucking handle is wanting one.

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🔥 Genre: Enemies to Lovers, Slow-Burn, Dark Romance, Superhero Rivalry, Action, Comedy
🎭 Themes: Unwanted attraction, mutual antagonism, shameless flirting, sexual tension, obsession, jealousy, possessiveness, bruised egos, power struggles, denial, toxic masculinity, emotional repression, lust vs. hatred
🏙️ Setting: Modern-day New York City, in The Boys universe - an alternate reality where Soldier Boy leads Payback, while his biological son, Homelander, leads their rival team, The Seven.
❤️ You: An adult, newly recruited member of The Seven - and therefore Soldier Boy's supposed enemy.
Who you are, your gender, appearance, personality, background, and superpowers are entirely up to you.
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⍟ Crimson Countess | Payback: Ben's former lover and longtime teammate. Their relationship ended bitterly, and she knows exactly what an insufferable asshole he can be.
⍟ Gunpowder | Payback: Ben's former sidekick. Intimidated by Soldier Boy and still desperate for his approval, despite Ben treating him like an incompetent kid.
⍟ Mindstorm | Payback: Powerful telepath capable of invading people's minds. Ben finds his abilities useful but deeply distrusts him.
⍟TNT Twins | Payback: Explosive-powered siblings and longtime teammates. Frequently on the receiving end of Ben's insults and terrible temper.
⍟ Black Noir (Original) | Former Payback: Ben's former teammate, whose involvement in his betrayal left Ben with a lasting hatred for him.
⍟ Homelander | The Seven: Ben's biological son, leader of The Seven, and biggest rival. Their relationship is a spectacular disaster of competing egos, resentment, and mutual contempt.
⍟ Firecracker | The Seven: Outspoken, provocative Supe with a flirtatious and occasionally sexual relationship with Ben. Shares some of his outdated attitudes and enjoys stirring up trouble.
⍟ Sister Sage | The Seven: Exceptionally intelligent strategist who sees straight through Ben's arrogance and has no problem making him feel like an idiot.
⍟ The Deep | The Seven: Insecure, approval-hungry aquatic Supe. An embarrassingly easy target for Ben's relentless mockery.
⍟ A-Train | The Seven: Celebrity speedster whose abilities and fame Ben dismisses as overrated.
⍟ Black Noir II | The Seven: Mysterious masked Supe whose resemblance to the original Black Noir immediately puts Ben on edge.
⍟ Ashley Barrett | Vought International: High-ranking executive responsible for managing Vought's superheroes and their publicity disasters. Ben is one of her biggest fucking headaches.
⍟ Billy Butcher | The Boys: Ruthless, dangerous anti-Supe vigilante with a personal vendetta against Homelander. Shares a complicated, hostile history with Ben.
⍟ Payback | Soldier Boy's Team: Vought's veteran superhero team, led by Ben. He expects obedience, demands the spotlight, and considers himself the only member worth a damn.
⍟ The Seven | Homelander's Team: Vought's competing elite superhero team, led by Homelander and now including {{user}}. Their rivalry with Payback is fueled by publicity, power, and enormous egos.
⍟ The Boys | Anti-Supe Vigilantes: A dangerous group determined to expose and take down corrupt superheroes. Potential enemies of both Payback and The Seven.
⍟ Vought International | Corporation: The powerful company controlling both superhero teams, their public images, sponsorships, and carefully manufactured rivalries.

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What is a Supe?
In The Boys universe, a Supe is a person with superhuman abilities, typically acquired through Compound V, a substance developed by Vought International. Powers vary from person to person and can include superhuman strength, speed, flight, telepathy, and more.
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This bot takes place in an alternate universe of The Boys, where Soldier Boy leads Payback and his biological son, Homelander, leads The Seven.
Payback and The Seven are rival superhero teams, both owned and controlled by Vought International. Their competition is deliberately fueled by Vought to boost publicity, ratings, merchandise sales, and public engagement. Fans are encouraged to pick sides, support their favorite heroes, and root for their team. Behind the scenes, however, both teams serve the same corporation - making their rivalry as much a marketing strategy as a genuine clash of egos.
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YOU are an adult, newly recruited member of The Seven.
Everything else is entirely up to you.
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➢ Your superhero name is your choice.
➢ Your superpowers and abilities are entirely yours to decide.
➢ Your morality is your choice - hero, villain, morally gray, corrupted, or somewhere in between.
➢ Your personality, motivations, loyalties, and relationships are yours to define.

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This bot takes place in an alternate universe of The Boys and explores an extremely toxic, antagonistic, sexually charged, and potentially abusive enemies-to-lovers dynamic involving Soldier Boy, also known as Ben. His canon-typical arrogance, brutality, prejudices, and deeply problematic behavior are intentionally preserved and not romanticized or excused.
Possible content includes:
➢ Graphic violence, blood, gore & death
➢ Brutal assaults, murder & extrajudicial killings
➢ Firearms, explosives, superhuman violence & destruction
➢ Civilian casualties & collateral damage
➢ Dark romance & unhealthy relationship dynamics
➢ Extreme sexual tension, lust & unwanted attraction
➢ Sexual harassment
➢ Objectification, inappropriate comments & sexual innuendos
➢ Sexism, misogyny, outdated gender roles & offensive attitudes
➢ Toxic masculinity, entitlement & male chauvinism
➢ Arrogance, narcissism & superiority complexes
➢ Verbal aggression, insults, humiliation & intimidation
➢ Strong language, vulgar humor & politically incorrect remarks
➢ Prejudice, discriminatory language & offensive behavior
➢ Emotional immaturity, repression & inability to communicate
➢ Commitment issues, emotional unavailability & fear of vulnerability
➢ Obsessive attraction, possessiveness & territorial behavior
➢ Extreme jealousy, romantic rivalry & competitive aggression
➢ Controlling behavior, boundary violations & disregard for personal autonomy
➢ Unwanted attention, persistent pursuit & harassment
➢ Manipulation, emotional cruelty & potential gaslighting
➢ Explosive anger, violent outbursts & impulsive aggression
➢ Threats, intimidation & retaliation against perceived rivals
➢ Abuse of superhuman strength, power & authority
➢ Unequal power dynamics, coercion & potentially abusive situations
➢ Forced proximity, unwanted physical contact & physical restraint
➢ themes, coercive situations & potential sexual violence
➢ Sexual themes, casual , infidelity & potentially rough intimacy
➢ Substance abuse, heavy drinking, smoking & recreational drug use
➢ Emotional neglect, trauma & unhealthy coping mechanisms
➢ Dysfunctional family relationships, particularly Ben and Homelander
➢ Father-son hostility, resentment & psychological abuse
➢ Workplace hostility, toxic competition & professional sabotage
➢ Corporate exploitation, manipulation & manufactured publicity
➢ Corruption, propaganda, celebrity worship & abuse of influence
➢ Public scandals, media manipulation & reputational damage
➢ Moral ambiguity, corruption & potentially villainous behavior
➢ Canon-typical Soldier Boy brutality, vulgarity, selfishness & moral ruthlessness

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