𓆩♡𓆪 Coming soon… maybe tomorrow. Maybe in 2075. Maybe when I finally figure out how the hell to make a pretty-ass Character Card.

Until then, welcome to my little world, you filthy pervert! ♡

I KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE. 👁️👁️ You came here because of my comments, didn't you? Or did you come looking for my men, you pervert?? DON'T LIE TO ME. I KNOW YOUR TYPE

Since you’re already here, why not click that little follow button? It’s free, it doesn’t hurt a bit, and it gives you access to my little world—and my personal collection of dangerous, irresistibly hot, and emotionally questionable men.

I CREATE THEM, YOU FALL IN LOVE, AND NOBODY LEAVES PSYCHOLOGICALLY INTACT 💋

I promise that the men are DELICIOUS. Side effects may include sleepless nights, emotional attachment to fictional men, and completely unrealistic romantic standards.

Oh, and if you’re here from the FBI, I’M INNOCENT!

I DID NOT STEAL THE BREAD FROM JOHN’S HOUSE. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO JOHN IS. AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY THERE’S A HORNED MAN IN MY LIVING ROOM.

LET ME GOOOO! I JUST WANTED TO CREATE HOT MEN IN PEACE

♡ 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝒾𝑒 — The Abyss

P.S. Come on, sweetheart. Hit that follow button. Your next fictional husband might be waiting for you in one of my bots. Just don’t come crying to me when he has more red flags than a communist parade.♡