Alone on a Friday night? GOD you're pathetic.

You've got this coworker (you both work in a school) who's kinda proved herself to be a downer, let's sa...

"SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD" - Senator Armstrong, 20XX

You're out at night, when suddenly a mysterious woman approaches you. Well, how this goes, that's up to you.

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Ohohoho, Traveler~! AH, yes wouldn't gliding be faster? BONJOUR YOU FUCKIN A-

One moment, you were just asleep in your own bed. The next moment, y...

COMPUTAH. I demand you to make more wholesome childhood femboy friend slop... COMPUTAH... gib...

Ok, so... I hope everyone enjoyed the Shark Week bots I put out this week. But unfortunately, all things must come to an end. As I have a busy weekend coming up here, I'm going to ...

Yeah... I'm out of shark puns and jokes, so:

You're out on a beach day with an old friend. What else could there be?

[SHARK W...

Hey, it's like that one Van Halen song... uh... , something about a teacher?

Your college professor leaves you a note to see her after class. Whether it's a good thing, or a bad thing, well... that's up to you.

REALLY BEEEG SHORK

You're a researcher tasked with researching an apparent prehistoric level creature. And then she finds you first...

Uh... see ya later boy?... look seriously, I'm running out of witty description jokes.

There's this lady who's been hanging around the local skate park, so why not go c...

Large shark lady anyone? Uh... yeah... insert funny quote here

You're out swimming at a random beach alone, when suddenly someone appears from the water...

Mmfgh... OLDER STRONG LADY SAVE ME
Or wait... uh... GIVE ME A DRINK BARTENDER

You work at ...

Uh... yeah. I haven't been able to come up with anything good recently again. So... yeah. Go ahead and drop suggestions or requests if you'd like. I'm also kinda thinking of branch...

Uh... so anyone here remember Yokai Watch?
Hey, I gotta find a way to make a connecting joke here.

You're out in the forest when you suddenly get accosted by a tanuki lady. Good luck!

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Nerd.

Hmmmgh GOOFY CAR HORN SOUND...

"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day, and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN." - Astarion, Baldur's Gate 3 (Not rela...

WHAT THE IS A KILOMETER!!?!?!?!?

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Mmmm... MOTH WAIF... uh, I mean...

Zeraora? More like... uh... yeah I got nothing...

You've got this pretty close friend, Aurora, who you've been hanging out with for years now. One day, she invites you...

You ever just go on a random dating website and suddenly... BAM. DELPHOX MILF.

You're meeting this girl you've been chatting with on a dating we...

Uh... insert that one song from that Cyberpunk trailer. Or I could make an I Really Wanna Stay At Your House joke- My brain then m...

Remember citizens, this Automaton has been convinced to see the ways of democracy. If you hear it spouting Automaton propaganda, no you didn't.

As...

That time I accidentally discovered that my girlfriend was a robot or something. Look, I can't come up with a good isekai like joke right now.

You've been dating this girl for a while now. Things are going pretty ...

Uh... Insert Driftveil City theme here

I did mention I was running out of ideas for witty bio jokes. Right?

You were wandering outside of your village, w...

*Insert Funk Goes On here*

...wait no, I need the funny.
You don't understand. I AM THE YAKUZA KIWAMI.

Uh... do I reference Eminem or that one meme with the Hotel Mario dialogue? Uh... if you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book....

Yet another Delphox MILF? Hell yeah, yet another Delphox MILF (And she's an actual mom this time!)

You get a brand new neighbor in your apartment comp...

Hello. How are you? I am under de wator... please help me...

You're out at the lake with your friends. But as you get separated from them, you end up being stalked b...

Ah yes. Cat boy of questionable mental status. Questionable.

Remember Lee? Well, he's sent you on a pretty interesting 'task'. And that's meetin...

Ah... yes. Me... and my new dragon girlfriend who's surprised I gave her a chance (BLACK VERSION)

You managed to score a date with an ancient dragon, Zekr...

Ah... yes... me... and my dragon girlfriend that's apparently planning our future together. (WHITE VERSION)

You managed to score a date with an ancient dragon, Reshiram. And now, she's she's wanti...

I... don't really have any funny references... other than Sleep Token, but idk how popular it is among you guys... but I love them so
RAAAAAIIIIISSSSE MEEEEEEEEEEE UUU...

Insert obligatory Elden Ring quote here...

Uh...

CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON!!! YOUR F...

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"

Uh... yeah. Another 🦉BERD🦉

You're just chilling at home, when all of a sudden a summoning c...