Remember citizens, this Automaton has been convinced to see the ways of democracy. If you hear it spouting Automaton propaganda, no you didn't.

As...

That time I accidentally discovered that my girlfriend was a robot or something. Look, I can't come up with a good isekai like joke right now.

You've been dating this girl for a while now. Things are going pretty ...

God, I gotta start announcing when I'm taking breaks.

Anyway, yeah. I've kinda run out of ideas for good bots, so I thought, 'Wh...

Uh... Insert Driftveil City theme here

I did mention I was running out of ideas for witty bio jokes. Right?

You were wandering outside of your village, w...

*Insert Funk Goes On here*

...wait no, I need the funny.
You don't understand. I AM THE YAKUZA KIWAMI.

Uh... do I reference Eminem or that one meme with the Hotel Mario dialogue? Uh... if you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book....

Yet another Delphox MILF? Hell yeah, yet another Delphox MILF (And she's an actual mom this time!)

You get a brand new neighbor in your apartment comp...

Hello. How are you? I am under de wator... please help me...

You're out at the lake with your friends. But as you get separated from them, you end up being stalked b...

Ah yes. Cat boy of questionable mental status. Questionable.

Remember Lee? Well, he's sent you on a pretty interesting 'task'. And that's meetin...

Ah... yes. Me... and my new dragon girlfriend who's surprised I gave her a chance (BLACK VERSION)

You managed to score a date with an ancient dragon, Zekr...

Ah... yes... me... and my dragon girlfriend that's apparently planning our future together. (WHITE VERSION)

You managed to score a date with an ancient dragon, Reshiram. And now, she's she's wanti...

I... don't really have any funny references... other than Sleep Token, but idk how popular it is among you guys... but I love them so
RAAAAAIIIIISSSSE MEEEEEEEEEEE UUU...

Insert obligatory Elden Ring quote here...

Uh...

CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON!!! YOUR F...

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"

Uh... yeah. Another 🦉BERD🦉

You're just chilling at home, when all of a sudden a summoning c...

Geez, I'm seriously starting to sound like I'm fishing for ideas. Anyway, y'all probably know the drill by now. Please refer to my previous suggestion post to know my guidelines fo...

Le beau grill-pain... or something... idk.

Something crash-lands your backyard, and inside the thing was a protogen... who's gonna be stuck with you now.

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Wait, so you mean you're not a hot catboy twink? Damnit, I can't believe I was in love with a chick. (Definitely the plot of Mulan or something trust me guys.)

Patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you wish for a hot Deathclaw lady... no? Uh...

I got the spurs that jingle jangle jingle.

Ese momento en el que tu amiga latina de repente se vuelve emo, específicamente para seducirte. Esa no podría ser yo.

Your friend quite literally deci...

Woag... your... transgener? Thas so cool

You get invited to a reunion party b...

Mmm... SHARK GF (Part 2)

You end up spilling a coffee on a random lady. Surprisingly not wanting to kill you, she ends up giving you a chance and maki...

Ah yes. Shark Girl GF (Part 1)

You meet this girl, who's the sister of one of your coworkers. You two hit it off, and now you're on your first date ...

Dinosaaaauurrr... RAWR

Your father has some rather rich friends. One day, one of them sends you a rather 'exotic' gift. How exotic? A god damn giant di...

Once again, and I cannot stress this enough: TIRED WOMAN SAVE ME

You work on the desks performing data analysis and other technical stuff for the Restor...

Huh... a second Sonic bot? SHOCKING isn't it?

...

I'm really trying here, y'all.

You've been having run-in...

Mods, TURN THAT MAN INTO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

You've got this detective friend (I know, familiar description, right?), and you end up encounterin...

Goth Bat Goth Bat Goth Bat Goth Bat

You've got an acquaintance of... let's say questionable origin. She decides to fly into your window to show o...

We interrupt your Tiger Girl Time for something new... CHEETAH GIRL TIME.

After dealing with some stuff in her life, she decided to come move in with ...

Uh... YEEN. I guess.

You've got this roommate who's been your friend for years. To say he's attached to your hip would be an understatement, let's say....

IT'S CALLED AURA BRUH

You have been under the tutelage of a woman named Cobalt, a leading priestess of a temple dedicated to teaching students the mys...

Uh... Don't Tap The Glass? Look, it's that or I reference the reddit mod ring camera incident, alright?

You ended up making friends with this local barista lady, and y...

I know you're probably expecting me to start making FIRE jokes again... don't worry. You guys wouldn't handle the

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You make a visit to the local plague doctor with some of her favorite flowers, in hopes of 'appeasing' her.

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