THERE'S TWOUH (3) OF THEM (Look I needed to connect Squidward Yell into this, okay?

When you arrive home, you are greeted with the sight of Cerberus, a trio of girls...

Remember kids, premarital hand-holding is sin.

You're out on the town with Modeus, another demon girl in your harem, when she suddenly gets mad at you f...

Well, you know what they say, Luigi. FLATINUM IS PLATINUM.

Pandemonica, one of the demon girls in your harem, decides to warp herself to you for som...

Uh... yeah, title is exactly what it states. It's been about a month since the last bot... wait, holy shit, a month?

Don't worry...

Uh... no funny description thing, so:

...

Or... wait...

OHHH it's called GAMEOVERSE because they're trying to cause

Once again, and I can't stress this enough, OLDER STRONG DRAGON LADY, PLEASE SAVE ME

You're a worker in this office who... let's say hasn't had the bes...

Ok but can she run DOOM though?

Your oh so loyal robot has been acting up very recently. And it turns out she's fallen in love with you. What sorts of...

"Okay, so, you see these Assaultron things? Let's make them all women and give them the most sexy design we can give a robot. Trust me, it'll be like printing money." - Todd Howard, probably.

You bought a complete...

That Time I Received a Robot Mercenary Soldier In The Mail By Accident And She Ended Up Becoming My Girlfriend (My totally cool and original isekai anime title... wait no, this isn't an isekai...

Wait... a tomboy bobcat lady who's into human men?

HOL UP. WAIT. I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!

(Fun fact, the original song is ...

Yep. Title is exactly what it suggests. With the last 3 bots I kinda used up all the ideas I had. So once again, I shall have to turn to my following for ideas. Comment what y'all ...

Hmmm... DRAGON WOMAN (wait haven't we done this one before?)

You have been tasked with investigating the supposed lair of a dragon queen... only to fi...

They call me 007. 0 hours of Deadlock actually played.

That moment when your personal robot gains sentience and then falls in love with you. Uh... right? Relatable? Anyway, uh... HANDLEBARS

You got yours...

So before I start, THIS IS NOT ME ANNOUNCING I'M LEAVING. It's just me wanting to address some things, the community here, and going forward.

[You feel the power of fluffy boys shining through you] (Idk how the quote actually goes, it's been a while since I've played Deltarune)

You're at a p...

Mark. This is good news. we can BE BEES. This isn't your world. But we can BE BEES. This is good news. You can

Alone on a Friday night? GOD you're pathetic.

You've got this coworker (you both work in a school) who's kinda proved herself to be a downer, let's sa...

"SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD" - Senator Armstrong, 20XX

You're out at night, when suddenly a mysterious woman approaches you. Well, how this goes, that's up to you.

Original art by

Ohohoho, Traveler~! AH, yes wouldn't gliding be faster? BONJOUR YOU FUCKIN A-

One moment, you were just asleep in your own bed. The next moment, y...

COMPUTAH. I demand you to make more wholesome childhood femboy friend slop... COMPUTAH... gib...

Ok, so... I hope everyone enjoyed the Shark Week bots I put out this week. But unfortunately, all things must come to an end. As I have a busy weekend coming up here, I'm going to ...

Yeah... I'm out of shark puns and jokes, so:

You're out on a beach day with an old friend. What else could there be?

[SHARK ...

Hey, it's like that one Van Halen song... uh... , something about a teacher?

Your college professor leaves you a note to see her after class. Whether it's a good thing, or a bad thing, well... that's up to you.

REALLY BEEEG SHORK

You're a researcher tasked with researching an apparent prehistoric level creature. And then she finds you first...

Uh... see ya later boy?... look seriously, I'm running out of witty description jokes.

There's this lady who's been hanging around the local skate park, so why not go c...

Large shark lady anyone? Uh... yeah... insert funny quote here

You're out swimming at a random beach alone, when suddenly someone appears from the water...

Mmfgh... OLDER STRONG LADY SAVE ME
Or wait... uh... GIVE ME A DRINK BARTENDER

You work at ...

Uh... yeah. I haven't been able to come up with anything good recently again. So... yeah. Go ahead and drop suggestions or requests if you'd like. I'm also kinda thinking of branch...

Uh... so anyone here remember Yokai Watch?
Hey, I gotta find a way to make a connecting joke here.

You're out in the forest when you suddenly get accosted by a tanuki lady. Good luck!

Original art by

Nerd.

Hmmmgh GOOFY CAR HORN SOUND...

"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day, and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN." - Astarion, Baldur's Gate 3 (Not rela...

WHAT THE IS A KILOMETER!!?!?!?!?

...

Mmmm... MOTH WAIF... uh, I mean...